Anti-Abortion Activist Disgusted By Boobs, Calls To Ban Public Nudity

Doctor Patrick Johnson

Dr. Patrick Johnson of the anti-abortion group Personhood Ohio has had it with boobs. Dr. Johnson is "sick that women can legally bare their breasts to children and to married men against their will in Ohio," so he is calling for a statewide total ban on all forms of nudity. Yes this includes breastfeeding, despite the fact that the very babies his organization is ostensibly fighting to save need to be able to feed from a woman's breasts to live.

Somehow, freeing the ta-tas is also a show of support for gay pride, as Dr. Johnson claims on his Facebook page, "The gay pride parade in Columbus is 500,000 strong – why? Because the women go topless. This is the only one where I’ve seen this level of nudity."

It is presently legal for women to be topless in Ohio, and it is legal in all 50 states for women to breastfeed in public. Should Dr. Johnson move beyond complaining on Facebook, his version of a proposed nudity ban would conceivably run afoul of the 1st, 13th, and 14th Amendments.

Comments

  1. petey says

    Dr Patrick Johnson is partly correct. Women should not be allowed to show their secondary sexual characteristics (ie boobs) in public.

    Women get away with enough already.

  2. arch says

    Honestly it’s like the sexual revolution never happended, oh but of course that’s what these people want; to take us all back to some imagined past where sex=shame, come along now all back into the closet……

  3. jjose712 says

    petey: If you don’t like, don’t watch.

    I find americans obsession with women breast childish and pathetic. The Janet Jackson’s incident was a laughing matter all over the world about how hypocrite prudes some people are

  4. Jere says

    Have you ever noticed that people that want to ban something probably battle their own inner demons? Can he not manage his own “desires” if he sees another woman’s breasts?
    Truth be told, that pic makes my gaydar go off. That could be why he doesn’t like seeing boobs.

  5. dommyluc says

    I think the last time I saw a face like that was in an episode of “Hannibal”.
    And please, people, do not tell these idiots to shut up. We need them to scream their views 24 hours a day. It’s like when the Klan holds a protest rally: NOBODY wants to defend them, so let them march so that people can learn to hate them even more.
    Oh, and to paraphrase the famous line used by these bigots, “I don’t hate the Christ, I just hate the Christians.”

  6. BrokebackBob says

    He’s just jealous because he was bottle-fed and because he doesn’t have a big set of tatas himself that he can tie down and go to work with. He has also never touched his penis in his entire life.

  7. Bill says

    @kit : while one can only guess about North Korea, if you visit Munich, you’ll find people sunbathing with their clothes off in a park and by a river.
    In Vienna, you’ll find nude people sunbathing by the Danube river.

    As to the anti-abortion nut, I’d send him to a country the Sharia law, and only let him out in public if he wears a burka.

  8. Sarah says

    I am a lesbian and disagree with this guy. But your post is inaccurate and misleading. He did not say that bare breasts promote gay rights. he said that people go to gay pride events because of the naked women. Also, when he came up with this law it was aimed at topless bars and topless protesting. He probably wasn’t even THINKING of breast feeding.

    Inaccurate, biased articles do not help the gay rights cause. They only make us look bad.

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