It’s recently come to Chloe’s attention that she has created the perfect haunted house to scare you right in your spook spot.
For instance, the first room of Chloe’s house of horrors contains two truly terrifying prospects: Alex Pettyfer and identity theft.
From there, you will be chased down a hall by Annie Potts dressed as a chef, strapped into a Barcelona chair and forced to watch The English Patient--the definition of terror. Right, Elaine?
Should you make it out of that experience alive you will then be confronted by a fully realized Nordstrom Rack.
You can find the address of Chloe’s haunted house written on an egg at your local grocer.
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