Last week, Stephen Colbert showed off a children’s book his Late Show writers had crafted to mock things Donald Trump actually said in the aftermath of Hurricane Florence.
Said Colbert: “His comments are so disturbingly inappropriate relative to this tragedy, the only way we could make them remotely palatable is to turn them into a children’s book.”
Things Trump actually said: “Is this your boat…or did it become your boat?”
“That boat is wiped out….or not. Wouldn’t want to cross the ocean in it.”
“To see what we’re seeing – this boat. I don’t know what happened, but this boat just came here.”
“And do you know whose boat that is? They don’t know whose boat that is.”
Last night, Colbert announced that the book will actually be published and sold for hurricane relief.