Towleroad Guide to the Tube #1281

DOLPHIN: Stampede caught on film.

SH*T GIRLS SAY TO GAY GUYS: The sequel.

BRYAN FISCHER: Natural disasters are God's spankings.

KANGAROO IN THE CAR PARK: The roo at the Melbourne airport was tranquilized and will be kept in captivity and observed by a vet until it is ready to be released into the wild.

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AFA Spokesman Bryan Fischer Says Children Died in Shooting Because School Did Not Embrace God: VIDEO

American Family Association spokesman Bryan Fischer had something heinous to say about the tragic school shooting in Connecticut today. He said that God allowed the shooting to happen because prayer, the Bible, and the Ten Commandments are not taught in public schools and "God is a gentleman" who does not go where he is not wanted, Right Wing Watch reports:

Fischer said that God could have protected the victims of this massacre, but didn't because "God is not going to go where he is not wanted" and so if school administrators really want to protect students, they will start every school day with prayer.

Watch, AFTER THE JUMP...

AFA Hater Bryan Fischer Forecasts Abortions of Gay Babies, Says New Study Suggests Homosexuality is a 'Birth Defect': VIDEO

American Family Association radio host is excited about the announcement yesterday in which researchers said they may have identified epigenetic reasons for homosexuality, Right Wing Watch reports.

Writes Fischer:

The scientists in Koebler’s article, in my view, are now resorting to genetic subterfuge and are coming dangerously close to saying that homosexuality is the result of a genetic defect, a genetic abnormality. In other words, read from one angle, these same scientists are saying that homosexuality is the result of a birth defect...

...In fact, I expect that if this theory gains some currency, it will not be long before we have legislation from the homoexual lobby prohibiting “sex-selection” abortions on any child carrying this epi-marker.

Watch him repeat the same sentiment on his radio show, AFTER THE JUMP...

Bryan Fischer Claims Michelangelo Signorile Supports Anti-Gay Death Penalty: VIDEO

Hateful radio host Bryan Fischer is trying to justify his support for Uganda's hideously anti-gay law by claiming, falsely, that progressive and out radio host Michelangelo Signorile endorses a death penalty for gay people. Yes, that's right: gay radio host, says Fischer, thinks gays should be killed.

Fischer bases his claim on a remark Signorile made to a Romney supporter during a heated pre-election debate. Signorile said suicide would be "much easier than waiting for the slow, painful death that Mitt Romney will bring you." He apologized for the remark the next day, yet Fischer still twists the facts into a completely illogical argument that does nothing but prove the lengths to which some people will go to rationalize their own hate.

Watch video of Fischer's comments, via Right Wing Watch, AFTER THE JUMP.

Bryan Fischer: To Know the Age of the Earth We Must Have 'Eyewitness Testimony' - VIDEO

American Family Association radio host spoke with Terry Mortenson from Answers In Genesis yesterday about Marco Rubio's GQ interview in which he said he couldn't possibly know the age of the Earth.

Mortenson says that "the only way we can know the age of the earth is if we have eyewitness testimony of somebody who was there, and that's what we have in the Bible"

Fischer agrees: "The only eyewitness account we could possibly have of the origin of all things would have to come from the creator himself, and fortunately he left us an eyewitness account."

Watch, AFTER THE JUMP...

AFA's Bryan Fischer Says Exorcism Can Cure Homosexuality: VIDEO

Radio host David Pakman interviews AFA spokeshater Bryan Fischer about the recent marriage equality. Fischer says they'll never give up fighting against it.

Fischer also says he disagrees with the Westboro Baptist Church, and continues to compare homosexual behavior to drug use. Fischer also believes that exorcism can be effective in treating homosexuality. And, he continues to prop up the debunked Regnerus study that says gays can't be good parents.

Watch Pakman's interview, AFTER THE JUMP...

In related news, Jeremy Hooper has posted some photos from Fischer at Fresno High School in 1969, including this smashing shot below. More here.