Bill O'Reilly and Dennis Miller Get Hysterical Over Gay Penguins: VIDEO

The ten-year-olds can't contain themselves.

MILLER: The one gay penguin’s name is Pedro. And here’s my problem: has anyone seen papers on Pedro? Is he even here legally for God’s sake?

O’REILLY: That was my question. Wait they --

MILLER: Listen, Billy. How do you even know when a penguin’s gay? Is their corner of the penguin habitat inordinately tasteful?

O’REILLY: No, they wear tight t-shirts.

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Bill O'Reilly and Dennis Miller Didn't Make Up the Gay Penguin Story

Never mind they get the story wrong (the gay penguins hatched a chick — it was in 2005 that the same zoo imported female penguins to see if its gay male pairs would go straight), what's more important to O'Reilly and Miller is that the story gives them a chance to hoot at one another over lame "tight T-shirt" and "pre-colored egg" jokes. And don't forget the pre-op transsexuals. Always good for a laugh.

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Because Gays Are Pervs, O'Reilly and Miller Laugh at Barney Frank

Nothing goes down so easily on FOX as a little Obama skepticism followed by a fag joke chaser.

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Dennis Miller Has no Issue with Gay Marriage, Just Homophobic Terrorists

Comedian-turned-pundit Dennis Miller calls his political beliefs "eclectic pragmatism" in an interview with Politico:

"I’m a moderate in some degree because I have wildly swinging opinions but through some sort of ideological feng shui they end up in the middle. Some swing far to the left, others to the far right. I’m for the war, but I’m also for gay marriage. I don’t care if two folks with the same genitalia want to get hitched, I just don’t want some a—hole from another country coming over here and blowing up their wedding to make a political statement."