Indiana Jones Has His Chest Waxed

You may remember that Harrison Ford was shooting that spot for Conservation.org about the problems of deforestation in which he went in for a chest wax to demonstrate the pain felt by the earth's forests.

Well, here's the spot. It's actually a bit more effective than I thought it was going to be.

Watch Ford's face as she rips off the wax. You know he's just dying to let out an expletive.

And don't tell me that chest waxers don't love it in some sort of sadistic way. Look how she's checking out the strip to see how much she got...

Watch it, AFTER THE JUMP...

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Brokeback Parody Alert: Indiana Jones and the Gay Rabbi

I remember the days when a Brokeback parody landed in my inbox three times a day. Well, here's one that takes on this summer's presumed blockbuster.

For those of you who haven't totally quit the genre, here's Indiana Jones and the Curse of the Gay Rabbi, featuring Harrison Ford and Gene Wilder...

Watch it, AFTER THE JUMP...

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Harrison Ford Gets Chest Wax to Feel the Pain of the Forests

This just may be the first time I've seen a celebrity use depilation to raise awareness about the environment.

Access Hollywood reports: "In an effort to showcase the pain involved in deforestation, Harrison willingly subject himself to the painful process of stripping his chest of all its follicles. Having worked with Conservation International for 15 years, it was Harrison’s hope that his trip to the salon might just shock people into thinking 'green.'"

If he's going to go this route, I think a "Boyzilian" would probably offer more shock value. Also, where are the "after" shots? Not that I'm looking forward to seeing Indiana Jones be stripped bare, but let's see it rip.

UPDATE: Here's the video...

I'm still not convinced that this trip to the salon is gonna save any trees but can we all agree Harrison Ford at 65 is still looking mighty fine?

One more shot, AFTER THE JUMP...

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Check out the brand new trailer for the new Indiana Jones flick which has something to do with aliens and Roswell, New Mexico.

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Senior DOJ official who authorized waterboarding now says it's illegal.

Nick Yordi, former starting quarterback for Wartburg, College in Waverly, Iowa in court on disorderly conduct charge for anti-gay slur: "The trial was scheduled to begin at 9:00 a.m. at the Bremer County Courthouse. Nick Yordi, a sophomore from Solon, was arrested for yelling those slurs at another student on campus October 9th, 2007. Yordi has pleaded not guilty, and has played in two football games since his arrest." GLAAD: "According to the Wartburg Trumpet, Yordi was 'charged under a section of the Iowa Code that prohibits making abusive epithets or threatening gestures which are likely to provoke a violent reaction by another.' Wartburg College President Jack Ohle addressed the school Oct. 22 through e-mail and wrote, 'Understandably, matters that come within the college’s purview are dealt with immediately and privately with the parties affected through a prescribed process and according to the student handbook, honor code and the appropriate faculty and staff handbooks.'"

Former gay Arizona Rep. Steve May to get back into politics, running for seat vacated this year by Rep. John Shadegg: "This is a great time for a Republican like me to get into the Republican Party to bring it back to the values that win."

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Chippendale dancers visit The View.

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Legislation floated that would allow same-sex married couples to divorce in Rhode Island: "The state's highest court ruled in a 3-2 decision in December that a lesbian couple who married in Massachusetts could not get divorced in their home state of Rhode Island. Supporters of the bill say it makes no sense to require people to remain married when they have no desire to do so. But the legislation is expected to face opposition from Gov. Don Carcieri and many other lawmakers."

Gay couples share their stories of romance.

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Shia LaBeouf and Harrison Ford Make a Hot Motorcycle Couple

From the set of Indiana Jones 4.

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Flash Forward: Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones

Here's another first look for you, from the new Indiana Jones movie that just began shooting. Harrison Ford continues to look comfortable and ruggedly handsome in the costume, which we haven't seen him wear since 1989. "The new Indiana Jones movie is set in the 1950s and stars Shia LaBeouf, Cate Blanchett, John Hurt, Ray Winstone and Jim Broadbent," according to IndianaJones.com. It is scheduled for release in May of 2008.

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