Sportrait: Joe Cole

Chelsea footballer Joe Cole gets doused in blue for the "V is for..." Nike campaign. Two more shots AFTER THE JUMP...

Towleroad Guide to the Tube #121

CHELSEA BOYS: Players on the British football team including Michael Ballack, Joe Cole, Frank Lampard, and Ashley Cole are asked who they think is the team's best-looking player.

GUARDS GONE WILD: A tape of the Queen's Scottish guards in a drunken dance recently surfaced on the internets. The Sun has made sure it's most likely SFW. All four have been identified and come from Glasgow.

KATHY GRIFFIN: Attempts to give away money.

PE-NUS POWER: This one has been around for a few weeks, but haven't posted it here.

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Wayne Rooney, Joe Cole: More from the World Cup

A few shots from England's training session yesterday, featuring the lovable little Wayne Rooney finding good reason to jump, an apparent dance class, and after the jump, lots of bottoms and a smoldering Joe Cole.