Barney Frank Answers 10 Questions for Jay Leno

Jay Leno asks Barney Frank 10 questions - among them his favorite show on TV, his best celebrity impression, if he can name the last 10 Presidents in 15 seconds, and who he'd choose to have dinner with - Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, or Ann Coulter.

Answers Frank: "I guess of the three, I would take Rush Limbaugh, because it would be very painful and he would come with the painkillers, which he always has."

Read more at: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/09/21/barney-frank-on-leno-call_n_294233.html

Very entertaining.

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Rush Limbaugh: Barney Frank Lives Around 'Uranus'

Rush Limbaugh, discusses Rep. Barney Frank's response to a town hall wingnut yesterday ("On what planet do you spend your time?") in the only way he knows how, by mocking Frank's sexuality.

Said Limbaugh: "But the killer for me was, here's Barney Frank [asking] "what planet do you live on" to this woman. Isn't it an established fact that Barney Frank himself lives around Uranus?"

I guess Limbaugh would know, since he apparently came out of one.

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Limbaugh to Gays on Obama and DOMA: 'Bend Over Grab The Ankles'

Rush Limbaugh tells LGBT people on DOMA: "You're just gonna have to bend over grab the ankles. Man up and deal with the guy. Stop whining."

And Keith Olbermann responds, naiming him the "Worst Person in the World"....

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Wanda Sykes Roasts Obama, Rips Limbaugh at Correspondents' Dinner

Wanda Sykes hits Obama, Biden, Pelosi, Bush, Palin, Michelle Obama, McCain, and Sean Hannity in her remarks at the White House Correspondents' Dinner on Saturday.

Sykes tore into Rush Limbaugh: "I think Rush Limbaugh was the 10th hijacker but he was so strung out on OxyContin he missed his flight. Rush Limbaugh. 'I hope the country fails.' I hope his kidneys fail. How about that? He needs a good waterboarding. That's what he needs."

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Towleroad Guide to the Tube #458

ANAL POISONING: Rush Limbaugh says British Prime Minister Gordon Brown will get "anal poisoning" from his admiration of Obama.

KEITH OLBERMANN: Jane Velez Mitchell and Hannah Storm present Keith Olbermann with GLAAD's award for "Outstanding Journalism Segment" in New York for his special comment on Proposition 8.

THE QUEEN: Some British offended that Michelle Obama touched her shoulder.

TURTLE ATTACK: A pigeon has a bad day.

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Limbaugh Uses Fargo Floods to Express Anti-Gay Disgust

As North Dakotans are forced from their homes and struggle with a flooding river, Republican Party leader Rush Limbaugh has other things on his mind.

Said Limbaugh: "I heard some top of the hour news and it made me feel uncomfortable. It's about the flooding in Fargo, North Dakota brought on by the melting snowpack and the icepack. (reading from news item) "As the Red River threatens to overflow, they're filling in the dikes." Isn't there a more appropriate word? Do we have to say, I mean, we don't have any dikes here. The 'dykes' are over there...They're filling in the dikes. Couldn't we change that to 'they're filling in the contingencies' or something?...We really need to change that word."

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