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Watch: Lady Gaga 'Kills' Santa for Those Lonely at Christmas

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Last night at London's O2 Arena, Lady Gaga went on a Christmas rampage, biting the head off a Santa Claus doll and crushing it under a stiletto heel.

Heel Said Gaga, holding the doll: "Oh look it's Santa. Well I do like Christmas, but for those of you who are feeling lonely this Christmas...you know, just to keep everyone happy..."

She then bit the head off the doll and crushed it beneath her foot, screaming, "I hate the holidays! I'm alone and miserable you f**king dumb bit of joy!"

Explained Gaga, "He was pregnant with chemicals not meant for children."

Uh oh. Bill Donohue's gonna be mad.

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Santa's Got a Boyfriend

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Some brief holiday promo fun from the social networking site DaddyHunt, AFTER THE JUMP....

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Watch: Santas in Speedos Race Through SF, Boston, Albany, Atlanta

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This weekend was a big one for Santas in Speedos, with runs taking place in San Francisco (below), Boston (above - many more photos HERE), Albany, Atlanta and probably a few other places as well.

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'Condom Claus' is Bringing Safe Sex for Christmas

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In Thailand, and in Bill Donohue's nightmares.


Santas in Speedos Jingle Through Boston

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It's that time of year again. Boston's annual Speedo Santa Run took place over the weekend and our reader Patrick Lentz was there again to capture it. This year, the fur Speedo introduced by the Santa in the middle last year seems to have caught on. Also joining the run this year was a rowdy gang from Philadelphia.

Hopefully they just tore up a few of those faux fur throws Pottery Barn is hawking this season rather than slaughter any reindeer or albino squirrels.

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Santas Told Not to Say "Ho Ho Ho" Because it Offends Women

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Seriously?

Santas_3Santa Clauses in Sydney, Australia have been told to say "Ha Ha Ha" instead.

Agence France Presse reports: "One disgruntled Santa told the newspaper a recruitment firm warned him not to use 'ho ho ho' because it could frighten children and was too close to "ho", a US slang term for prostitute."

The spokeswoman for a group that campaigns against media that might sexualize children balked: "Gimme a break. We are talking about little kids who do not understand that 'ho, ho, ho' has any other connotation and nor should they. Leave Santa alone."

A spokesman for the company hiring out the Santas, Westaff, reportedly said the directive would be left up to each Santa's discretion.

The only way I'd possibly be offended was if Don Imus had donned the red suit as a bell-ringer for the Salvation Army.


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