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E.W. Jackson: 'God Ordained' That 1,000 Years From Now Same-Sex Marriage Will Not Exist - VIDEO

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True to form, failed 2013 Republican candidate for Lieutenant Governor of Virginia E.W. Jackson - he has previously claimed to be even better friends with god than the Pope - this time spoke for god himself, lashing out against same-sex marriage at the closing of the Values Voter Summit last Friday, reports Right Wing Watch.

The annual Values Voter Summit, organized by anti-gay bigots Family Research Council and backed by the Republican Party, featured a who’s who of homophobic wingnuts including Michelle Bachmann, Jason & David Benham, Michelle Duggar, Mike Huckabee, Sarah Palin, Rick Santorum and Mat Staver.

Closing out Friday night’s session, Jackson attacked supporters of equality and was somewhat confused with his interpretation of "the truth":

“How dare you try to redefine an institution that God himself ordained! The fact of the matter is they can call a union other than one man and one woman by any name they choose but the reality is you can re-write a thousand dictionaries, you can put on a thousand TV shows, you can make a thousand headlines, you can have a thousand coming out parties, you can have a thousand politicians affirm the lie, but the truth will still stand and a thousand years from now, marriage will still be a union between one man and one woman because God ordained it so!"

Watch Jackson’s rant, AFTER THE JUMP...

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Sarah Palin: 'I Owe America A Global Apology' For Costing John McCain the 2008 Election: VIDEO

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In a Thursday night segment on Sean Hannity's show criticizing President Obama's response to the ISIS threat, former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin dropped the following truth bomb - candidly saying she owed America a "global apology" for screwing up John McCain's chances back in 2008. Because, you know, had McCain become President everything presumably would be sunshine and rainbows and peace and love...or something like that.

I think the correct phrase she was looking for when she settled on "global apology" was "global you're welcome"

Watch, AFTER THE JUMP...

And if you haven't yet watched Palin's Ice Bucket Challenge a few weeks back, you really owe it to yourself to check it out HERE

[via joe.my.god]

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Sarah Palin's Ice Bucket Challenge Is Absolutely Priceless: VIDEO

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No need to watch the first 1:50 minutes of Sarah Palin's mindless, rambling banter in the video, but the last bit with the actual bucket is straight up 'GIF Image of the Year' material.

Cheers, AFTER THE JUMP...

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Sarah Palin Talks About the Minimum Wage In New Clip, Makes Absolutely Zero Sense: VIDEO

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A new clip from Sarah Palin's online subscription channel, SarahPalinChannel.com, reveals a new level of nonsensical Palin madness. While attempting to discuss the minimum wage, Sarah becomes sidetracked and her sermon devolves into a 100% unintelligible mess.

Jezebel reports:

In the clip, she aims to dig at Elizabeth Warren, but instead gets tangled in her biblical references and general muddled disdain. Here's the text to really drive home how unintelligible the sounds issuing from her mouth are:

"We believe"? Wait, I thought fast food joints, hurh. Don't you guys think that they're like of the Devil or somethin' I was. Liberals, you want to send those evil employees who would dare work at a fast food joint then ya just don't believe in, thought you wanted to, I dunno, send them to Purgatory or somethin' so they all go VEGAN and, uh, wages and picket lines I dunno they're not often discussed in Purgatory, are they? I dunno why are you even worried about fast food wages because dha.

Well, we believe an America where minimum wage jobs they're not lifetime gigs they're stepping stone"

A confusing sentiment to say the least. Should we be concerned? Only time will tell, though Ms. Palin should really consider hiring someone new to edit/write/produce her program.

Check it out, AFTER THE JUMP...

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Sarah Palin Launches Online Network: VIDEO

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In case your conservative hag programming isn't quite what it needs to be, there is a new channel dedicated solely to that, and it is being launched by a failed vice presidential candidate-turned wannabe reality tv player.

Said Palin in a Facebook post announcing the venture: "Tired of media filters? Well, so am I. So, let’s go rogue together and launch our own member-supported channel! This will be OUR channel, for you and for me, and we’ll all get to call it like it is."

Subscribers will pay $9.95 per month or $99.95 annually for access to hear her prattle on.

Watch the announcement video, AFTER THE JUMP...

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Sarah Palin Brings Her Obama Impeachment Campaign to Sean Hannity: VIDEO

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After her Breitbart op-ed yesterday calling for the impeachment of Obama, Sarah Palin ran into the welcoming arms of Sean Hannity to spew her teabagger word vomit.

"Lawlessness blah blah blah gunfight blah blah blah cojones blah blah blah... Ted Cruz blah blah blah..."

If anything else, watch the interview to reassure yourself she's just as unelectable as before, or just imagine Tina Fey for a moment.

Watch the certifiable nuttiness, AFTER THE JUMP...

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