As our friend Dorthy pointed out so long ago, there's no place like home. As the ladies of Saturday Night Live have recently added, being back home is baller. Being waited on hand and foot, inputting insanely complex WiFi passwords, and slouching about the house all day long are surely as much a hallmark of the winter holiday season as any stuffed turkey.
You can add Cameron Diaz and Your Girls to your holiday rap soundtrack in the music video AFTER THE JUMP...
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Last week web host provider GoDaddy deviated a bit from their normal marketing method of using scantily-clad women to sell their hosting services with a commercial featuring scantily-clad male bodybuilders sprinting to the tanning salon. The guys behind BearDance took the idea and ran with it for a cute spoof to advertise their March party.
Whether you like 'em brawny or fluffy we've embedded both so you can compare the spoof to the original AFTER THE JUMP...
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Growing up in the closet means most gay men have a finely tuned "gaydar" that allows them to identify other gay men by picking up on the subtle cues and clues in things such as dress and mannerisms that fly right over the heads of straight guys.
However, the advent of metrosexuality combined with the rising levels of acceptance and adoption of traits normally reserved for the gays - for example, dressing well and being willing to make physical contact with other males outside of a sportsball competition - means that a lot of straight men are jamming that gaydar, particularly in metropolitan areas.
Author Jeffery Self attempts to come to the rescue with a handy manual he wrote titled Straight People: A Spotter’s Guide to the Fascinating World of Heterosexuals. With his book to guide you, you may be able to tell whether or not that cute bear cub in Margaret Cho's audience is Dorothy's friend or her date. Self isn't leaving the lesbians out, either: he also includes chapters on identifying straight women with categories like "single wannabe Carrie Bradshaw" and "adorkable heterosexual girl."
You can watch Self explain his book for himself AFTER THE JUMP...
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A message from the Interstellar Safety Council has gone out, warning all life forms of perhaps the most dangerous being in the universe: humans.
Vicious, violent, and utterly irrational, their tenacity makes them a threat on any oxygen-rich planet and should be avoided at all costs.
You can see the informational PSA AFTER THE JUMP...
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YouTube comedy group Dude Perfect have added to their "Stereotypes" series with "Stereotypes: Gym" and absolutely nails the different types of guys you see when you work out.
You've seen them: "The No Idea What I'm Doing Guy" misusing every piece of equipment; "The Screamer" whose reps can be heard across the gym; "The Mirror Magnet" who spends more time posing than lifting; "Talkative Timmy" carrying on conversations with absolutely everyone.
Dude Perfect was thorough in their listing, however. Not only do they list the guys you've seen, they list the guys you've been. Personally, I've been "The Treadmill Sprinter" and "The Justifier" a few times...and even "The Sweaty Guy" once or twice. Oops.
See how many stereotypes you recognize — and how many you identify with — AFTER THE JUMP...
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Because if there is one of Jesus' lessons that has gone woefully unaddressed, it is His message of the holy virtues of capitalism. Just in time for Christmas, Mark Fiore brings us a video of Jesus Rebranded. Press the Messiah's sacred heart and hear words of divine inspiration such as:
Capitalism is the reason for the season!
You can serve both God and money. Go forth and profit!
Go, sell your possessions, and use the money to . . . start a growing, profitable business! Come, follow me.
Check it out, AFTER THE JUMP...
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