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Stephen Colbert is Apoplectic That Gay Marriage Has Come to the Place He Cares About the Most: VIDEO

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Stephen Colbert is furious at U.S. District Judge Dick Gergel for bringing the scourge of gay marriage to the Palmetto State.

Says Colbert:

"A federal judge has ruled that South Carolina must recognize gay marriage. That is outrageous! When did South Carolina start recognizing the federal government?", adding, "This is the worst thing that has happened to South Carolina since someone found Mark Sanford."

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Stephen Colbert Takes a Hilarious Look at Demon Obsessed, Anti-gay Buffoon Gordon Klingenschmitt: VIDEO

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While we tend to only feature former Navy chaplain Gordon Klingenschmitt when he spouts some anti-LGBT nonsense, in actuality the newly elected Colorado House representative has a whole laundry list of other crazy comments that have nothing to do with the gays. 

In a new segment called "Mr. Smith Goes to the State Legislature Then Later Possibly Washington" Stephen Colbert proudly profiled Klingenschmitt and highlighted some of his more insane beliefs, such as his assertion that Barack Obama is possessed by a "demon of tyranny."

"Yes Obama is possessed by a demon," Colbert agreed. "And he won't even show us the demon's birth certificate."

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And if you missed Klingenschmitt's #5 spot on our list of the "25 Most Insane Homophobic Haters of the Month," check that out here

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Stephen Colbert Drills Andy Cohen About His 'Epic Shallowness': VIDEO

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Stephen Colbert invited Bravo host and executive Andy Cohen over to talk about his new book, The Andy Cohen Diaries. Cohen says he modeled the book off of Andy Warhol's diaries because he felt Warhol provided him a model because of their common late-night, celebrity-filled, pop-culture-obsessed interests.

Cohen_colbertAsked Colbert: "There are so many challenges you face in this book. You fall asleep during your massages. Your local dry cleaners change management without warning. You're trying to get to Fire Island but for some reason West 12th street is closed. Where do you find the courage to go on, Andy Cohen?"

Among the moments of the book up for discussion was an evening Cohen spent with Lady Gaga and 17-year-old Nobel Peace Prize winner Malala Yousafzai trying to eavesdrop on their conversation.

Asks Colbert: "Was she trying to invite Malala to be a 'little monster' whereas Malala actually lives in a country full of actual monsters?"

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Stephen Colbert Wags His Finger at Tim Cook's Gayness: VIDEO

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In his Tip/Wag segment last night, Stephen Colbert took a look at Nazi dairy products, the news that men who have multiple sexual partners have a lower incidence of prostate cancer, and Tim Cook's coming out.

Warns Colbert:

"Yes, Apple CEO Tim Cook has come out as gay, which means two years from now, Microsoft's CEO will also come out as gay."

He also advises Cook on what he should have done:

"As a corporate titan this man should follow tradition and hide his sexuality in the Caymans."

Finally, he's angry Cook shows no remorse for being gay, and forecasts what is going to happen six months from now.

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Stephen Colbert Agrees with Louie Gohmert's Warnings About Gay Massage in the Military: VIDEO

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Last week, wingnut Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX) issued a warning about gays in the military:

"I've had people say, 'Hey, you know, there's nothing wrong with gays in the military. Look at the Greeks.' Well, you know, they did have people come along who they loved that was the same sex and would give them massages before they went into battle. But you know what, it's a different kind of fighting, it's a different kind of war and if you're sitting around getting massages all day ready to go into a big, planned battle, then you're not going to last very long."

Stephen Colbert agrees:

"Gohmert knows his history, or he may have just been watching the gay version of the film 300, by which I mean the one released in theaters."

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Stephen Colbert Doesn't 'Give a Whatevs' About the String of Recent Gay Marriage Victories: VIDEO

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Stephen Colbert is now blasé about the whole gay marriage thing (because it's popular!) but last night he expressed surprise about the most recent state to come down:

"Gay marriage is legal in Alaska! Gay couples will have the right to celebrate the traditional Alaskan way - by having Bristol Palin cold-cock one of their guests."

He also took a look at recent statements by the Catholic church that have been perceived as welcoming to gay people.

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