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Towleroad Guide To The Tube #949

LIL' ANNE: Anne Hathaway blasts paparazzi with Lil' Wayne-inspired rap.

MANIPULATION: Rick Perry claims scientists invented global warming to make money.

PUNCTURE: Trailer for Chris Evans' new movie.

FLASH ROB: Group robs Maryland 7-11, giving flash mobs a bad name. 


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  1. rick Perry believes the world is only 6000 years old and was created by someone who lives in the sky wearing a white dress. What utter rubbish just falls out of this idiots mouth...and a room full of reporters didn't ask him a single follow up question ????

    Posted by: paul | Aug 17, 2011 4:29:06 PM

  2. No, I'd say flash mobs give flash mobs a bad name.

    Posted by: Vince | Aug 17, 2011 5:35:19 PM

  3. Do a story on this guy. Quite an interesting story. And he is stunningly beautiful.

    Posted by: cutejerseyboy | Aug 17, 2011 6:10:09 PM

  4. I have to agree with Rick Perry on this. Global warming is a scam.

    Posted by: jason | Aug 17, 2011 6:12:00 PM

  5. The London riots gave flash mobs a bad name.

    Posted by: Gruntled | Aug 17, 2011 8:25:55 PM

  6. I'm going to have to agree with science on this one. Global warming is real. It's better known as climate change.

    Posted by: Reality | Aug 17, 2011 9:19:49 PM

  7. "Is this one of those flash mobs?"
    That reporter get this year's Stating The Obvious Award.

    Posted by: RedOnTheGreg | Aug 17, 2011 9:20:28 PM

  8. omg that flash mob is the first time a towleroad news story was about where i live. its right down the street from me!!! im so proud! i swear not all of Germantown MD is like this

    Posted by: sean | Aug 17, 2011 10:22:22 PM

  9. Wow, the reporting officer called this "shoplifting"? It's a conspiracy to commit commercial burglary. All these people should be charged as felons. And if you sum up the property taken, it might constitute grand theft as well (I'm not sure what the defining amount is in Maryland).

    Posted by: Neil | Aug 17, 2011 11:22:04 PM

  10. Hello Rick (and JASON)! Texas is drying up faster than you can dribble the nonsense out of your pie hole.

    Worse than that, all the predictions made by scientists—you know, people who know things—in the 1970s are coming to fruition. Viz. the droughts, floods, cold/snowy springs, broiling summers, etc.

    Posted by: David R. | Aug 17, 2011 11:40:09 PM

  11. Anyone who refuses to 'believe' in 'Global Warming' should pull their heads out of the sand...which was likely a body of water, at one point.
    Better yet, pull your heads out of your Asses...Man has Not been good for this planet. His mere presence has done horrible damage to it...and It will be Much Happier when We are gone.


    Posted by: Bruce Wayne | Aug 18, 2011 4:55:12 AM

  12. I was going to state the obvious about this 'flash mob,' but the PC police of Towleroad's boards would jump down my throat. But look at the people involved ... I need say nothing.

    Posted by: Bob | Aug 18, 2011 7:23:15 AM

  13. Ah, once again the Africans! How many millions of years would it have taken for Africans to develop iPhones? Probably several million years. But developing methods using the technology to rob and thieve... only a couple of years.

    Posted by: dancob | Aug 18, 2011 11:10:39 AM

  14. *To be clear, I believe that it has nothing to do with their skin tone, and more to do with other factors including their socialization, peer pressure, a desire to feel empowered, boredom, and a myriad of other possible factors that motivated this sort of pointless crime. By the looks of it, they seemed more interested in grabbing snacks off shelves and feeling like a bad ass for a moment, but this wasn't a heist of any major proportions, by any means at all. Illegal? Of course. Stupid? You bet. Some sort of racial conspiracy? Don't be foolish.

    Posted by: Jesus | Aug 18, 2011 11:17:15 AM

  15. Jesus,

    Thank you for your thoughtful comment, but don't waste your time on vicious White supremacists bigots like Bob and Dan Corn Cobb. They love incidents like this. Incidents where Black folks are doing wrong. It makes them feel superior.

    Unfortunately, for them there are Blacks like me and others who visit Towleroad who have never felt inferior to their trashy azzes.

    Hey, Dan Corn Cobb, why don't you re-open the crematoriums for the Africans? It was your filthy kind that opened them for the Jews 70 years ago.

    Posted by: Derrick from Philly | Aug 18, 2011 11:39:26 AM

  16. Don't white people still have market cornered on murder and defrauding the American people?

    Posted by: Eric26 | Aug 18, 2011 3:32:53 PM

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