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  1. Major Tom says

    I guess it hasn’t occurred to him that he HAS the right to eat his boogers. (I sure hope his misapprehension of the law hasn’t been holding him back.)

  2. Nirgal says

    I do pick my nose and eat it, and it’s ok as long as I don’t force anyone to eat it.

    Same with gay marriage: nobody’s forcing him to get one.

  3. Derrick from Philly says

    Oh, Lord. There’s only one thing I hate worse than a crazy right-wing White nut, and that’s crazy right-wing Black nut.

    Andy, why did you have to post a video of a crazy person today? We already have Rick.

    And the rain still keeps a coming down….

  4. MikeKV says

    I am very serious in my opinion that Keyes needs a mental evaluation and very possibly needs to be put into a lockdown ward. That man is seriously screwed up in the head if he *actually* believes this drivel…

  5. HadenoughBS says

    Oh, MikeKV, let’s be real. You know the GOPers long ago – starting with their beloved Saint Reagan – defunded institutions for people like Keyes thus allowing them to roam our streets and, good God, even get elected to Congress.

  6. TomTallis says

    Blather from an utter failure in every aspect of his life, including being a human being, and as a father.

    It’s his hell, let him burn in it.

    I picked my nose and I got Allan Keyes. Biggest booger I’ve ever seen.

  7. Gregoire says

    He is one of those politicians that doesn’t seem right in the head vs. just plain evil or misguided.

    I wouldn’t stand too close to him. Who knows when this nutter is going to explode!

  8. Jack M says

    “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof.” This means the government cannot declare an official religion, nor can it prohibit others to believe what they believe.

    Apparently, the Constitution was written in too complex a fashion for him to understand.

  9. Jack M says

    “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof.” This means the government cannot declare an official religion, nor can it prohibit others to believe what they believe.

    Apparently, the Constitution was written in too complex a fashion for him to understand.

  10. says

    I remember when I first heard Alan Keyes’ name. It was a scenario in a videogame called “Civilization II,” and he was the president of the US after a religious fundamentalist takeover. I can see why the developers chose him…

  11. Mawm says

    The guy is not very bright.

    “People who sit on the U.S. Supreme Court take it among themselves…” I’m sure he means, “upon themselves.”

    “we cannot separate the country from its finding premise without destroying it.”. Founding premise?

  12. jamal49 says

    Of which I am sure Alan Keyes is an expert. Good God, is that the best Alan Keyes can do to counter the very sane and sensible public policy of permitting loving, committed, consenting adults of the same-sex to marry? I guess the GOP is hell-bent on political suicide.

  13. Dearcomrade says

    Allan Keyes is nothing more than a token mad dog for the conservatives. He lives on the fringes of a Republican party that has no intention of welcoming him into their tent.

    He is typical of the type of buggers the Republican party harvests when it picks collective nose.

  14. Kevin says

    And this why if you feel the need to call out Rob Portman,considered the alternative.
    Alan Keyes daughter being a lesbian didn’t change him one bit,nor does it for thousands of equally bigoted parents who don’t deserve the title.

  15. jleo71 says

    The nutters just keep saying the grossest most disgusting things their tiny little minds can comprehend to compare with gays and same sex marriage. This instead of any rational argument against. Because there isn’t any.

  16. Marc says

    Well sho’ nuff Uncle Tom is makin all dem white bigots mighty happy to have a black man on their side. shooooo nuf. (and I’d say this to his face).

  17. Chitown kev says

    @derrick From Philly

    “…and that’s crazy right-wing Black nut”

    why derrick, i thought that it had been SO long since you had ANY black nut (or any nut for that matter)

    I am so sorry, I absolutely could not resist and I will accept a beatdown as punishment but Derrick, you can’t set that up on a tee like that!

    On a serious note though,I guess that with me it depends on how said black right-wingnut comes about it as to whether they get on my nerves more that a white guy of the same persuasion.

  18. Derrick from Philly says

    LOL @ “…SO long since you had ANY black nut (or any nut for that matter)”

    Child, please. The day I’m with a man and he shoots out black nut is the day I’m going to the emergency ward at nearest hospital.

    ChiKev, does “nut” mean the same thing in Chicago that it does in Philly? You know, like at the end of the porno video?

    Well, there’s only one thing I hate more than black nut and that’s green nut.

  19. SFshawn says

    What a sad and pathetic man.
    How can anyone have so much hate in their heart for something they don’t understand(or pretend to not to understand in his case). He should just come out of the closet and admit he’s an angry black man with downlow issues that prevent him from being a happy human instead of hatin’ on the gays! This dumb dude needs some serious therapy.

  20. Rob says

    Marriage equality equals red scare and killing of the masses??? Why do people book this guy to speak??? I want marriage equality and I am certainly no communist!!

  21. PAUL B. says

    Ignorance certainly knows no color. What makes someone like this? Mostly what I feel is terribly sorry for his gay daughter. It’s hard to love parent that spews this crap…I should know, my parents both voted for him in one of his races…and then I disowned them. Yeehah!

  22. SC David says

    It’s so hard to understand how a man with this level of intellect could have lost to Barack Obama in the IL Senate race… 😉

    Seriously, the floundering death rattles of the Right are no less weird for their predictability.

  23. emjayay says

    I assume he got to be somebody because the right wing will latch onto and elevate any black person who is a far right winger to prove that they aren’t racist. He’s an extremely paranoid nut case.

  24. Jim says

    Keyes has the gift of gab and the ability to speak rapidly and with many big words coupled with extreme delusions of grandeur and self-importance. He’s always been a moral scold who thinks he knows everything, but will never be anything more than a crazy fringe character welcomed on extreme right wing programs in that whole echo chamber. Having said that I’d love to bash his skull in with a baseball bat, but in a nice, just kidding way.

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