1. jamal49 says

    So, Huck, what you saying? You calling for open rebellion, armed revolt? What, Huck? C’mon you piece of christian fundamentalist filth, say it outright! Otherwise, sit your dumb white bigoted evangelical GOP @$$ down and shut the f*ck up.

  2. Chuck Mielke says

    Interesting how he says so much without saying anything. He walks a line between free speech and incitement.

  3. JSB says

    Mike Huckabee, you are entitled to your opinion, but not your own facts. Your statements are NOT facts and the USA is not a theocracy, so please keep it to yourself, thank you.

  4. JonnyNYNY2FLFL says

    The Huckster knows how to suck money out of religious bigots. They deserve each other.

  5. Jack Wang says

    “Enough of you restricting us”

    Best argument for marriage equality that I’ve heard.

    “if necessary, to defy an institution that is out of control”

    Does that mean that the haters are going to stop getting married? Fine by me.

  6. kdknyc says

    This god he talks of seems to be a narcissistic mess–if you don’t adore him all the time, and do exactly what he says, then he gets real mad and causes all sorts of pain. I can never square this with the “god is love” spew that these people come out with.

    He sounds more like a dysfunctional parent than a deity. And his followers–frightened children, just trying to keep daddy on an even keel so he doesn’t go ballistic. Pathetic.

  7. simon says

    How to “defy an institution that is out of control”? Hope he is not inciting violence. To obey God’s laws instead of Human laws, he must have an army of God. Or he wants to enjoy some gay sex in prison.

  8. ChrIslam says

    Huckabee….you’re a glutton. Look at yourself in the mirror—–faaaaaaat! For every finger you point at gay people, three point back at you. I think fat people shouldn’t marry…..what says you to that? (I really don’t think that….but just wanted to make a point.)

  9. KC says

    I’m with OZU (and maybe Jon Stewart) – please let him be the 2016 presidential nominee. Or Santorum. or Bachmann. Pleeeeaasse??

  10. Retro says

    I’m sure his god told us to build this country on an economy based on slavery and kill Native Americans while were at it as well.

  11. apex says

    He seems to know God really well. He must, because otherwise he’d just be making stuff up. And that’s not possible now, is it?

  12. Burt says

    Since people have evolved on the issue of gay marriage, one has to wonder if god has too? After all, it’s been 2,000 years or more since he last passed judgement on the subject.. Has anyone (other than Huckabee) talked with him lately to get his take on the subject?

  13. bandanajack says

    sounds like sedition to me (not treason)

    sedition[ si-dish-uhn]
    incitement of discontent or rebellion against a government.
    any action, especially in speech or writing, promoting such discontent or rebellion.

  14. Owens says

    Well there goes that SF Priest’s argument that this March was not going to be an anti-gay march/protest!

  15. trees says

    Did not God say something like, “Render unto Caesar what is Caesar’s and render unto God what is God’s?” i.e. separate State from Church and be a good Christian by obeying the laws of the State while observing the 10 commandments.

  16. parkrunner says

    I’m guessing Huckabee’s son, David, didn’t use the Providential Hand of God to slit a stray dog’s throat, hang the dog from a tree and then stone it to death.

  17. cody_pomeroy says

    Mike Huckabee is a classic Pharisee (distinguished by strict observance of the traditional and written law, and commonly held to have pretensions to superior sanctity. a self-righteous person; a hypocrite.) Jesus hated Pharisees.

  18. Troy says

    Huckabee’s mad because he’s an official troll and nobody wants him, even his old hag wife is rarely seen with him, is he still on the Fox plantation? What waste of time!

  19. says

    Religion is an idea whose time has come, and gone. This is why the future belongs to China, not to America or Russia or India or Brazil or France and most definitely not to the Islamic world.

  20. says

    You fat, ignorant, hateful troll….America does Not exist because of your imaginary god. It exists In Spite of it!
    Something non-existent has absolutely Nothing to do with our survival, although the Hate and Destruction caused by All Forms of Religion and Belief in Any Ridiculous Super-Being, might just do the planet in.
    Jeesh! Try REALITY, people!

  21. emjayay says

    No, I don’t think we’ll have the pleasure of seeing Huckabee run for president. Most Americans are just not into a theocracy.

  22. MaryM says

    F*** ‘god’ and f*** Huckabee – both are worthless pieces of s*** (although sadly Huckabee is real.)

  23. Esteban says

    Proverbs 23:2 And put a knife to thy throat, if thou be a man given to appetite.

    If only…

  24. L G. says

    These horrid predictors need to turn the page of the Bible to the NEW Testament and get out of the Jewish portion
    Do unto others as you would have done to you, Mr. Blabbernouth

  25. Chadd says

    I guess we’ll start having tornados, hurricanes and earthquakes now. Oh wait. We’ve always had those.. I wonder what new torments god has up its sleeve?

  26. daws says

    This is why I have no respect for religion. You would think people in power like Huckabee would be rallying his supporters to combat poverty, child welfare, etc. Instead, it’s the gays and marriage.

    Good job dummies. You’re doing everything right.

  27. Peter-Nicholas says

    Do you notice how these psycho preachers hold up the “scolding finger” when they speak? The terrorists do the same thing as well as the psycho clerics in Iran. I’ve noticed this for quite some time now.

  28. Peter-Nicholas says

    Do you notice how these psycho preachers hold up the “scolding finger” when they speak? The terrorists do the same thing as well as the psycho clerics in Iran. I’ve noticed this for quite some time now.

  29. CPT_Doom says

    “Defy God,” “redefine institutions”? Like that time some racists in the South decided to redefine “Christianity” to require slavery? That religion – the one that was still officially racist when you willingly joined as a minister, an ambassador of the faith, if you will – is considered in defiance of God by the religion I was taught, Roman Catholicism. Should Catholics be forced to defy God and treat your sinful lifestyle choice as equal to a real religion?

    Our Founding Fathers certainly thought so, or they wouldn’t have come up with the First Amendment. They knew that basing government on a religious ideology and requiring conformance of all people to that ideology was a recipe for disaster, and they had 250 years of evidence to that fact in the European Wars of the Reformation. They didn’t want, nor do we now want, a theocracy.

  30. james street james says

    Notes from D.C. rally:

    If you take away the paid attendees there were more speakers than listeners. Even with an attraction like the “jawbone of an *ss” Huckabee.

    Where does he get his suits stuffed anyway?

    After the speech the rally went down to the beach and told the tide not to come in.

  31. NwYrkr says

    Isn’t there a passage in the bible that says man is not to substitute his judgment for God’s, mortals can’t know the divine intent, or words to that effect ? So Huckabee and his ilk are wrong from the get-go according to the bible ?

  32. Bill says

    When will the fat boy from Arkansas ever just shut his pie-hole for five minutes? Let’s being back slavery, wife-beating and stoning people to death while we’re at it, eh Huckleberry?

  33. Bill says

    When will the fat boy from Arkansas ever just shut his pie-hole for five minutes? Let’s being back slavery, wife-beating and stoning people to death while we’re at it, eh Huckleberry?

  34. woodroad34 says

    Dear Mr. Huckabee….you don’t get it. God already found you wanting and has created a hell on earth for you, i.e. gay marriage. Enjoy and suffer. Apparently God loves us and has created a heaven on earth for us….so, old man, you just lose all around. Pity Party is to the left and down the hall.

  35. mark says

    “And I went down to the demonstration
    To get my fair share of abuse
    Singing, “We’re gonna vent our frustration
    If we don’t we’re gonna blow a 50-amp fuse”

  36. Bill says

    Earth to Huckabee: if you want to see natural law being defied, watch a Road Runner cartoon, where the laws of nature are violated on a regular basis.

  37. andover1 says

    does he realize that he mainly appeals to bible thumpers? Most people I know (gay or straight) don’t follow the bible. And if he thinks that we are all sinners than that is our problem and not his. He needs to screw off.

  38. RexTIII says

    Huckabee = Total Loser. He’s made millions raping the minds of his faithful followers, millions. Another complete phony jerk wearing a fake veil of red, white & blue with Made In America Jesus wrapped into the cloth.