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Bulge Watch 2005


Not since George Bush's election debate jacket drama have I seen so much buzz about a bulge on the Internets. This time, however, it's The Real World's Landon who seems to be hiding something big and hard in his gym shorts, and it doesn't appear to be a wire. This looks thick as a cable. Video.

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  1. I measured Landon's cast iron member with my handy sextant and, to my calculations, it is real, it is rock-hard, it is rigid -- and it is about five minutes 'till up-and-down NOONER for that impressive BONER! I'm just proud of him for going on and letting it loose with no apparent fear (or modesty) for the presence of cameramen in his little hothouse boudoir. In fact, under similar circumstances, I would welcome him to come share it with me.... I could probably make loads better use of it than that confused girl could.

    Posted by: Morris | Mar 14, 2005 6:23:32 AM

  2. God I love Landon - and he looks so hot now with his shaved head. He was rolling around with that big Mike guy on the new Inferno show.

    I know - I need a life.

    Posted by: ToddinFTL | Mar 14, 2005 8:09:05 AM

  3. Landon is a stone hottie, he seems to be made of iron. He also has about the gayest speaking voice I've ever heard. I expect we will hear more in the future from this talented actor...

    Posted by: Johnny Danger | Mar 14, 2005 9:36:10 AM

  4. Huge cocks are standard for those hailing from Western Wisconsin.

    Posted by: jimbo | Mar 14, 2005 2:30:32 PM

  5. From this talented actor? What's his talent? That he's made out of iron?

    Why does everyone who's cut from the same A&F waxed-chest, dime-a-dozen body looks suddenly become prime foder for being a "talented actor"?

    I call it crap and say he's just being called a "talented" "actor" simply because he looks good to the beholder in his underwear.

    There's more to life, and acting, than waxed pecs.

    Posted by: Schroeder | Mar 14, 2005 4:53:39 PM

  6. But is there more to life, and acting, than a perfectly thick cock?

    Posted by: Nick | Mar 14, 2005 5:41:24 PM

  7. THAT explains SOOOO much!

    Posted by: Wayne | Mar 14, 2005 6:43:48 PM

  8. I think I need to travel to Western Wisconsin. Soon.

    Posted by: cafegogo | Mar 15, 2005 3:02:04 AM

  9. In the previous episode, there is a shot of him exiting the shower in a towel with his dick visible in outline. I don't know if he has a Poseidon missile, but he's definite an LPI (Large Penised Individual).

    Posted by: Dan | Mar 15, 2005 11:48:33 PM

  10. There was another scene of him going from one bedroom to another, late at night, and he was in loose pajama pants. He was clearly excited (almost to the point of obscenity), and I remember my bf and I looking at each other and saying, "Oh my God!"

    Posted by: sebastian | Mar 19, 2005 1:32:57 PM

  11. The movie link isn't working for me, is it still working for everyone else?

    Posted by: Bob | Apr 10, 2005 11:57:26 PM

  12. It's not only western Wisconsin...check out northwestern Indiana, too.

    Posted by: Matt | Apr 19, 2005 4:46:32 PM

  13. PLEEEAASSSEE fix the video link!!

    Posted by: stevo | Apr 20, 2005 7:16:24 AM

  14. I am soooo upset that the video link is broken. It's kind of pathetic that I want to go to a link for a clip of a show that I have seen ten times. It's on MTV every other weekend.

    Why doesn't this site (Towleroad) have a list of links to good porn sites. (or at least nude body sites)

    Posted by: sternedwards | Apr 20, 2005 5:02:24 PM

  15. Im a HUGE reality fan, and though im not gay or bi i have recently cuaght onto the whole Landon deal (he was my second favorite character besides Shavondah) and I was wondering if anyone who had actually seen the video (or just happens to know) how big he is? Me and some of my reality addicted friends are dieing to know... Someone please place a responce!

    Posted by: Ben | Apr 20, 2005 8:49:44 PM

  16. Ok, Ben you just made me confused. You said your neither gay or bi but your "dieing" to know how big he is.

    Posted by: YVO | Apr 22, 2005 12:11:51 AM

  17. Uhh... Me and a friend that is a girl posted that. We both typed things down, i just never typed up that she was here (but with good reason). She already has a bf and doesnt want him to know she has a huge obsession with him. I, on the other hand, just want to know since I think it is pretty funny (Especially now that he is going to prom with an 18 year old!)

    Posted by: Ben | Apr 22, 2005 7:36:12 PM

  18. Can you please repost the video?

    Posted by: Derek | May 30, 2005 1:57:08 AM

  19. Landon gay? Hmm see the picture at this link and tell me what you think.

    Posted by: Chris | Jun 15, 2005 9:32:52 PM

  20. Landon gay? Hmm see the picture at this link and tell me what you think.

    Posted by: Chris | Jun 15, 2005 9:42:18 PM

  21. Landon gay? Hmm see the picture at this link and tell me what you think.

    Posted by: Chris | Jun 15, 2005 9:45:47 PM

  22. Landon is so fine. He's my future man. Im glad he's packin!

    Posted by: Belle | Jun 21, 2005 9:13:51 AM

  23. Can we PLEASE SEE THE VIDEO????????

    Posted by: F | Aug 6, 2005 3:00:55 PM

  24. Um... where did the video go?

    Posted by: ditto_diddo | Aug 16, 2005 7:48:18 PM

  25. You're #2 in Google for actor bulge. That's quite an achievement guys!

    Posted by: Celebrity Bulge Blog | Sep 11, 2005 5:32:14 AM

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