10/27/2005
World Series Win Gives Ozzie New Opportunity to Suck Face
Whoa, daddy. Ozzie Guillen was making out again after the White Sox World Series win. (via deadspin) He had good reason. Eighty-eight years is one long dry spell.
Wins like this always inspire unabashed shows of male affection. Love it.
Congrats to the Sox (even though I'll always be a Cubs fan).
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Posted 10:45 AM EST by Andy Towle in Sports | Permalink
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Uhm, Andy, the young man in the top pic is Ozzie's son =)
Posted by: Robbie | Oct 27, 2005 10:52:55 AM
Would a comment about daddy be way too wrong here?
Posted by: andy | Oct 27, 2005 10:57:54 AM
I think, in Venezuela, it's more than culturally acceptable, so you're off the hook =)
Posted by: Robbie | Oct 27, 2005 11:01:06 AM
Whatever tickles their pickle.
Posted by: Dave | Oct 27, 2005 11:28:38 AM
I wish I was that manager in the top photo. The "kid" looks like he's getting into it--his eyes are closed!
Gotta love male bonding!
Posted by: Hyper | Oct 27, 2005 11:32:37 AM
Yeah, but the manager in the photo looks terrified that he was just found out.
Posted by: Rad | Oct 27, 2005 11:55:44 AM
Gee, I think we should keep an eye on that guy. This is bound to be interesting. Is it too premature to say 'if there's smoke...' ok, ok, I'll wait!
Posted by: ian | Oct 27, 2005 12:18:30 PM
Am I seeing things or is there some tongue in there? I'm not complaining, mind you.
Posted by: Eva | Oct 27, 2005 12:24:33 PM
Yeh, but the Freudian symbolism in the touching cigars pic would have been so much hotter in its literal form as often seen in porn--one guy pulling his foreskin over the head of the other guy's petey. Anateurs!
Posted by: Tagg | Oct 27, 2005 1:05:36 PM
I wonder:
Everytime a man touches another man in what might be considered affectionate, they end up on some homosexual blog. Tongue in cheek, no doubt, but it often strikes of searching for intelligent signs of homosexual life in the universe, when its simply men being affectionate, and not worthy of mention.
Posted by: God | Oct 27, 2005 1:24:29 PM
Me doth think GOD hath made a valid point!
Posted by: mark | Oct 27, 2005 2:45:04 PM
If it turns us on, even the slightest bit, it is always worthy of mention.
Posted by: Robbie | Oct 27, 2005 2:45:51 PM
My favorite joke to come out of all this: "The White Sox shatter Bobby Brown's record for number of times Houston is beat in one week."
Posted by: RDiggy | Oct 27, 2005 2:47:41 PM
Towle's a Cubs fan?!?! Just when I thought I couldn't love him anymore.
Posted by: Harry | Oct 28, 2005 4:06:56 PM
Guillen reminds me of some of old married guys who used to hit on me in the bars when I was young. They had wives and kids and season tickets to the football games. They seemed so heterosexual... all but that part about having sex with guys.
Most of the time, people see what they want to see. I see a closet case.
Posted by: Jay Croce | Oct 29, 2005 10:27:16 PM