Colin Farrell’s New World: The Stench of Man

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Audiences in Japan will be offered a new dimension to their movie-viewing experience when Terrence Malick’s The New World starring Colin Farrell opens in Tokyo this month — Smellovision!

“N-T-T says a floral scent accompanies a love scene, while a mix of peppermint and rosemary is emitted during a tear-jerking scene. Joy is a citrus mix of orange and grapefruit, while anger is enhanced by a herb-like concoction with a hint of eucalyptus and tea tree.”

And because Axe deodorant or proper toilets weren’t available in John Smith’s time, the remaining smells will be feet, pits, and ass.

Previously
Colin Farrell’s Man-on-Man Movie Kiss Manual [tr]

Comments

  1. says

    smell-o-vision caqn be traced back to the John Waters classic Polyester. Once again the straight mainstream community stealing from the gays!

  2. says

    My favorite moment in the NEW WORLD previews was when Christopher Plummer lamented (I paraphrase), “Please, don’t let America’s first hour be a shameful one.”

    How did he know what we were going to call the country yet?

  3. spike says

    Ahh, Odorama. I still have my scratch and sniff card from Polyester.

    I just checked eBay – there are some available there. Ain’t the internet wonderful?

  4. spike says

    Ahh, Odorama. I still have my scratch and sniff card from Polyester.

    I just checked eBay – there are some available there. Ain’t the internet wonderful?