Fantastic Man: Helmut Lang Loves a Big Black Cock


I’ve mentioned Fantastic Man magazine here before. Via Gawker comes this shot of their latest Bruce Weber cover (preview the issue here) featuring designer Helmut Lang, which gets its point across.

Such humor is par for the course from the folks who bring you the wickedly irreverent Butt (NSFW).


  1. says

    Not to be a stickler for details, but as a former farm boy I have to correct you and point out that that is a hen and not a cock.

    The only joke you could make out of it is if it were a young female which is called a “pullet.”

    The breed is probably an Austrolorp.

    Glad to be your local busy body.

  2. Shaun says

    He lives on his farm in Long Island (which explains the cock). The latest Butt has a “Diary” of photos by him. Lots of self portaits of his feet. He appears to stand on various images placed on the ground and then takes pictures of his feet standing on the images. A number of the images are pornographic (in these pictures, the cock is of the penised kind).

  3. Shaun says

    That is a hen! But he really is into cock! (From the Butt interview: Q: What do you think is happiness? A: Walking barefoot and having found a hunky soul mate who completes me.)

  4. says

    Thanks Cowboybob. Couldn’t resist that headline though. And it should lift our search engine results dramatically. ūüėČ

  5. Zeke says

    I have an almost identical picture of myself with my niece’s Canadian hairless kitten.

    I shudder to think what that might say about me!


  6. Zeke says

    Put a rabbit in his other arm and the caption could have read:

    See Helmut Lang hold his PETER and PULLET!