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by Andy TowleOctober 11, 2006 | 5:30pm
October 11, 2006 at 5:49 pm
Wayne is a hottie. I sure wouldn’t throw that out of bed!
October 11, 2006 at 5:52 pm
Hmm…I’d say more Shrek and less Hobbit and frankly neither have much appeal. Truth be known he has a mean streak and on the field is rather an unpredictable nutter. Good player but a bad role model. I predict a two pump jump and potential future wife beater.
October 11, 2006 at 5:58 pm
Yeah, Shrek is the usual comparison. I’d do him tho. Rooney, not Shrek…
October 11, 2006 at 6:04 pm
Well, with Dominic Monaghan growing a beard, I guess Roo will have to do.
buzz Chatman says
October 11, 2006 at 8:04 pm
October 11, 2006 at 10:19 pm
I thought that Gollum was sorta sexy, so some of us are not that picky.
October 11, 2006 at 10:47 pm
let me be ur mirror, what a nightmare! today just sux
October 12, 2006 at 12:05 am
I love this site.. I am a 20 according to the latest criteria… Hi chublet !
October 12, 2006 at 12:23 am
The guy is cute but I’m a bit concerned about mentality of his team’s fans.
The story about the Croatian fans that formed a swastika in the stands at a match in Italy a few days ago is disturbing; especially after it was revealed that this kind of demonstration is not uncommon for soccer fans in eastern Europe.
John C says
October 12, 2006 at 4:15 am
Unlike other sports, soccer and fascism go together all too easily so the Croatian thing is no surprise. UK football terraces were recruiting grounds for far right groups in the 70s and 80s. Something about the intense tribalism involved appeals to the basest thugs, unfortunately.
October 12, 2006 at 6:26 am
I have to admit that nike ad with Wayne Rooney was nifty, but hey, as for jock beefcake, I’d take Lukas Podolski (of Germany) over Rooney anytime.
Plus: He and his teammate Schweinsteiger are sooo cute together:
October 12, 2006 at 9:53 am
Of course people take Podolski, he’s stereotypical eastern european gay porn-looking, and looks like he’s about 22.
October 12, 2006 at 10:09 am
No way to Lukas Podolski. Basically for ChrisNYC’s reasons.
October 12, 2006 at 11:09 am
Talk about Elfin Magic!
October 12, 2006 at 11:28 am
Podolski’s 21 actually. But I have to admit, I’m biased after watching “Deutschland – Ein Sommermärchen” in the cinema. It’s a documentary about the German team at the soccer world cup. It has LOTS of nice scenes with Podolski in his briefs, Lehmann under the shower etc… :).
October 12, 2006 at 12:38 pm
Well…Shrek Rooney let us Brits down with World Cup and yesterday’s CRAP game against Croatia. He’s an inconsistent player on a team that scores OWN goals.
I’m keeping my eyes now on the Welsh team.
April 4, 2007 at 11:27 am
i don’t care what anyone says…wayne rooney is lush! end of story.wayne..i love you!!!!!!!!xxx
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