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  1. Chas says

    OK, fine, David–YOU WIN! I’d fuck you in a heartbeat, metrosexuality, hairless body, stupid tattoos and all! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?! Thanks for breaking my will AND the zipper on my jeans.

    Just when I though I was out…he pulls me back in…

  2. Chas says

    Judging from how I’ve seen his baby maker bounce around on the soccer pitch and how tight those briefs probably are, I’d say there’s a very strong chance that’s all him, JOE.

  3. kipp says

    hmmm – that bulge looks suspiciously non-anotomically correct. Even if he’s hung like a tractor pipe I would still expect to see a little knuckle on that moose. It looks a little too uniformly curved – like a photoshop bulge enhancement.

  4. Derrick from Philly says

    It’s real. Y’all just don’t want to believe an Englishman can be that gifted. Maybe his family’s from South Africa and somewhere along the family tree, the men got gifted.

  5. Chas says

    DAVE, uncut is pretty much the norm outside of North America.

    KIPP, I dunno…they probably have professional junk adjusters on hand for stuff like this. Now imagine having THAT job.

  6. Chas says

    OFF TOPIC (Sorry!): I just watched Luke Russert speak at his father’s funeral and I think I’m officially in love with him. The composure and good humor with which he’s handled himself these last few days has been nothing short of…well, I don’t even know the word for it but it’s definitely a good one. Were I in his position I’d be a big puddle of raw nerves and grief. Tack on to it that he’s awkwardly handsome and a model student and you’ve got husband material at its purest.

  7. Dave says

    Chas, does he have more than one son? The son that I have seen in the media may be somewhat eloquent (somewhat) but dude is hardly handsome and is pudgy to boot!

    is there a second son?

    just asking

  8. Chas says

    LOL DAVE…It’s the same guy. And I did say AWKWARDLY handsome :p I think he’s gorgeous when he smiles; his whole face lights up. Then again, the guys who do it for me are usually acquired tastes.

  9. Ty says

    Chas- If he’s crosseyed with zits and fat bulges you KNOW he will be a much more attentive and loving husband! Good for you for figuring that out about men!!!

  10. says

    He usually doesn’t do it for me but this picture is very sexy. Of course, after reading an article about how thoroughly almost every celebrity and model image you see has been photo-shopped, I wonder what the original picture actually looked like.

  11. Chas says

    TY

    I kinda just go for guys based more on personal qualities than physical qualities. Sure, I like looking at hot guys as much as the next ho’bro, but if I don’t see anything IN them that I can appreciate and respect, it’s like “MEH”. For example, I still think Shia LeBeouf is an exceptionally handsome guy, but I’ll never crush on him the way I did before “that” video because I lost so much respect for him.

  12. gaywest says

    The writers of “Footballers Housewives,” a class act soap that ran on BBC a few years had to have had Becks in mind when they conjured up the young blond pretty boy footballer character who was married to a wannabe actress/singer/whatever women while carrying on a down-low affair with a fellow black teammate.

    Steamy show!!

    Oh, wait. There was one difference. The BBC actor was way Hotter
    than Backs.

  13. John says

    He’s not bad looking but slightly over-rated…like Olando Bloom. I thought I was the only one that thinks the uncut look is hot. I have heard most men overseas are uncut, circumcision is popular in this country

  14. Hephaestion says

    David Beckham has gay friends and loves attention from gay fans. He is light years more evolved than any major athlete in America. He was overjoyed when he read himself described as a “gay icon” in a British magazine. Can you imagine anyone in our NBA or NFL or any baseball league responding that way???

  15. DhaniDarko says

    Oh Dear…that is a really hot photograph. He’s clearly not stuffed, having watched him play futball. I guess I’m just ready to salivate over my own man. Hopefully he’s been in the gym while I’ve been out of town!

  16. pickles says

    A while back I knew a fashion stylist that specialized in underwear/swimwear shoots. His big secret trick for ‘taming’ the lion, when it was a little too gifted -or not enough was .. I kid you not, Wonder bread slices with the crust delicately cut off at angle, placed right where you wish your mouth was.

    So.. if you like some Becks dong, bring the butter and hope he’s not crusty.

  17. pickles says

    A while back I knew a fashion stylist that specialized in underwear/swimwear shoots. His big secret trick for ‘taming’ the lion, when it was a little too gifted -or not enough was .. I kid you not, Wonder bread slices with the crust delicately cut off at angle, placed right where you wish your mouth was.

    So.. if you like some Becks dong, bring the butter and hope he’s not crusty.

  18. KNEECAPS says

    I live and work in San Francisco and saw Beckham at Union Square, both suited up and briefed down. He and it looked real to me, and a guy in the audience hit on me. Not a wasted afternoon at all.

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