Nothing Comes Between Brody Jenner and His Brody Jenners

Brodyjenner

The fashion world had a momentary seizure yesterday when a Brody Jenner cut-out intimated that The Hills star was coming out with his own line of jeans, fit for sale in your neighborhood Chess King. But it turns out that the kung fu figure was a prop for a competition in his upcoming Bromance reality show.

Comments

  1. Rade says

    Yes… I could see that poster in my bedroom. That’s hot.

    (And NO, I did NOT follow the painful TRENT link!)

  2. paul says

    i think he is hot, but I can not stand the stupid show the HILLS!! MTV used to play vidoes, now they plan crap like the hills. “Oh, my life is so tough, I live in Malibu, I don’t work, i am beautiful, have beautiful friends…who also don’t work, my life sucks!!

  3. Kim says

    I’ve seen a gayer cut out of Constantine Maroulis here:

    ht tp :// itsgood tobeus . net

    Take out the spaces

  4. Coc Sookure says

    Girls like him because he has a penis of death. Look for the Halloween pics of him dressed like Robin with Batman.

  5. Jack Scribe says

    Another celebrity off-spring who’s trying to stretch the 15 minutes. Brody will probably have his first plastic surgery before he’s 30.

  6. Scared says

    “Look at my butt” must be the Jenner/Kardashian’s version of “Anything you can do, I can do better.”

  7. says

    Seriously, those jeans almost look painted on especially in the butt part (not necessarily complaining here). And what about this new show called “Bromance?” Straight guys always need an excuse to explore homosexuality without actually doing it, don’t they? First metrosexuality now this…

  8. Joyce says

    Holy crap who the hell is he kidding with those jeans. If he were to put on a pair like that in real life, no doubt his crack would be like 2 inches exposed. Someone did some clever photoshopping there to hide his hairy crack.

  9. Patrick says

    Brody is hot as hell, no matter what he’s wearing, even if it’s a pink leotard. Regardless, those DO look like girls jeans, or some tragic, Ed Hardy designed trash.

    I’d still do Brody anywhere, any day, any position. He’s in the wrong business. He needs to do porn.

  10. Jayson says

    I know who he is, but I have never seen anything with him in it. But i would totally lick that crack.

  11. Ted B. (Charging Rhino) says

    That’s the funnest-looking ass I’ve seen this week. No guy has a butt like that…and not in a good way either