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Levi Johnston Now Concerned About Size of His Johnson?

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Levi Johnston's every thought on his journey to the pages of Playgirl continues to be tracked.

Calling all fluffers. Page Six reports that Johnston is now concerned about the size of his Johnson: "We hear that the father of Sarah Palin's grandson has been telling folks at the magazine he is worried about how his manhood may look during the shoot. And to make matters worse, one location for the shoot is a chilly ice rink. But Levi's manager, Tank Johnson, tells Page Six, 'We haven't had any discussions of that nature at all,' and refused to confirm whether Johnson would go full-frontal during the shoot."

Entertainment Tonight followed Johnston to Wasilla and through one of his workouts, and William Shatner performed a reading of Levi's Tweets on The Tonight Show.

Watch both those clips, AFTER THE JUMP...

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Click HERE for the ET segment (I didn't realize it's autoplay, so I didn't post it but if anyone finds a YouTube clip, let me know and I'll post it).

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  1. Too funny. And to think we have to thank McCain for this. He gave us Palin, who brought us Levi.

    7 Douche awards. LMAO indeed.

    Posted by: patrick nyc | Nov 5, 2009 9:52:13 AM


  2. I don't know whether this is true that Levi has insecurities over this issue. But it would surely be healthy for U.S. society to get over this obsession with hiding penises (example: The conservatives' maniacal reaction when a millisecond of what might have been a man's penis peeked out of his shorts on Survivor). Coupled with this, there is also the pervasive idea that any penis that is ever seen must be naturally beyond normal human proportions, and even then, "fluffed" to create an exaggerated illusion. It's possibly worse than the idea some women have that they won't be pretty unless their breasts are surgically altered to be out of proportion to their bodies.
    I'm already expeced a few size queens and body image police to criticize Levi from head to toe. If it's not his penis, it will be that his quads aren't popping or his pecs could be bigger.
    I just hope Levi can brush it off and know he obviously wouldn't have gotten the offer if he didn't look fine.

    Posted by: GregV | Nov 5, 2009 10:52:19 AM


  3. So no one checks these things before they write the check?

    Unless we have a paradigm shift between now and December the poor boy better be bringing a big bat to the game.

    Since we don't live in the utopian lala land that GregV describes, the poor boy will most assuredly be driven back under his rock if he shows anything less than the internet standard of a pleasingly plump pecker and perfectly pendulous balls.

    Posted by: Beef and Fur | Nov 5, 2009 11:44:50 AM


  4. GregV,

    Thank you.

    I keep rolling my eyes at all the Levi Johnston coverage, but seriously, it's ridiculous that a man who is not hung cannot pose nude and cannot be seen as attractive without being the victim of ridicule.

    Of course, I remember when those Dove ads with the "normal" women came out and I read some men in national newspapers write about how no one wants to see "cows" like that. The standards of beauty and attractiveness in popular culture are fascist and disgusting.

    On an entertainment blog I visit, there was a mention of the Johnston pictorial and someone said, "why would we want to look at him? he's short!" As a short man myself, all I could do was shake my head.

    Beef and Fur, utopian lala land? That's incredibly sad you dismiss any desire to move past incredibly narrow and limiting definitions of beauty and attractiveness in such a way. Sexy comes in all shapes and sizes, man. Vive la difference, k?

    Posted by: Alex | Nov 5, 2009 12:17:01 PM


  5. Andy, please stop posting about this jerk. Nobody cares about Levi, naked or not.

    Posted by: JackBoston | Nov 5, 2009 1:06:21 PM


  6. False Jackboston. This isnt NPR.

    Andy keep us posted. I need the latest on the wasilla willy.

    Posted by: travis | Nov 5, 2009 1:26:09 PM


  7. Hey, Levi! I'm available to fluff your pillow!

    Posted by: mike | Nov 5, 2009 1:37:32 PM


  8. Ignore these anti-Levis. He's such a candy for me to drool on.

    Keep him comin'.

    R-

    Posted by: the one and only ridor | Nov 5, 2009 1:43:10 PM


  9. He won't show it. This is all BS and at most he might bare the booty, but even that is doubtful.

    Posted by: KK Bloom | Nov 5, 2009 2:47:25 PM


  10. He is just soooo adorable. He really is.

    Posted by: Rodney Wollam | Nov 5, 2009 3:56:45 PM


  11. No accounting for taste...

    really, those who find it hot have no taste.

    Posted by: TANK | Nov 5, 2009 4:00:33 PM


  12. As one of my friends used to say, "anything over a mouthful is a waste."

    Posted by: Ryan | Nov 5, 2009 4:13:35 PM


  13. A realiable source from Playgirl said today on Facebook that the Page Six article was complete BS. There hasn't been any discussion on size. That said they were scouting locations today, like...ice rinks.

    Posted by: Ray | Nov 5, 2009 6:22:29 PM


  14. He's buffin' up a bit there a bit? Personally, I am an ass man - nice, tight, round, and lickable. The best sex I've ever had (seven years) was with an average "Joe" but he knew what was goin' on - the absolute worst (and ten years of it at that) - l-o-n-g, but it basically lacked talent; it's owner ended up being a bigger dick then his dick. I'm waiting to see if his ass is his real prize!

    Posted by: TyInTenn | Nov 5, 2009 10:17:05 PM


  15. Dear Alex....why so sensitive? It's a fact. We don't live in the land that GregV described. Have you even checked with society out there? A land where people aren't judged by their weight, age or cock size? Have you been to a bar lately or even looked at a gay website?

    Yeah, that world doesn't exist, and as such, Levi will be judged accordingly. I didn't make the rules. I'm just stating a fact.

    Also, since you obviously don't read and comprehend the written word very well and since you obviously transfer your own insecurities of being short to other people you don't even know, I will refrain from personally attacking your incredibly thoughtful and lucid post. MMMMk, man?

    Oooppps! My bad. I just did.

    Posted by: Beef and Fur | Nov 6, 2009 12:47:42 AM


  16. Shameful though it may be, I too am smitten by this awkwardly charming, doe-eyed Klondike dolt. Keep the updates coming...

    Posted by: Tom | Nov 6, 2009 2:51:16 AM


  17. I love Levi. If I can love him in spite of his gun-totin' conservative ways, I can love a less than porn size penis. Bring it on Levi!

    Posted by: Jim | Nov 6, 2009 3:28:01 AM


  18. Porn star penis? You mean the kind that hang down like the State of Florida? The kind of penis that the 'star' has to grasp in his fist or else it'll just flop like a raggedy ann doll.

    Levi should consider himself lucky he doesn't have a 'porn' penis.

    Posted by: John in Boston | Nov 6, 2009 4:27:20 AM


  19. No one gets between me and my Levi!

    Posted by: tanpoffel | Nov 6, 2009 4:58:27 AM


  20. I don't care at all how big (or not) his dick is...I just think he should have the balls (no pun intended) to show it all. I'm not going to say Playgirl is great art, but nudity is natural and beautiful, and Levi should pose with this in mind...and the fact that his gay following will be very happy to see him bare all...regardless of how much he is swinging.

    Posted by: So Left I'm Right | Nov 6, 2009 5:08:36 AM


  21. Beef and Fur,

    I read and comprehend just fine.

    I do feel that just because society is a certain way doesn't mean it always has to be that way. There are a lot of unjust things in the world and I believe in speaking out against them when they come up. In the past I have been called out on ignorant comments I have made (sometimes in the light of "well that's just the way it is") and I am glad I have. I think a little sensitivity is not hard to cultivate and certainly helps make the world a better place.

    I reread my post and I apologize for my tone towards you, which was more exasperated at the surrender to "that's the way it is" than a willingness to envision a world where people can move past their judgments. Probably less to do with being exasperated with you than the concept in and of itself.

    And I didn't feel anyone was personally attacking me, so I have no idea where you got that.

    Peace? Don't want to be at odds with someone named "Beef and Fur" which are two of my favorite things. :)

    Posted by: Alex | Nov 6, 2009 10:37:00 AM


  22. Dayumn! I'd fluff it and stuff it repeatedly.

    Posted by: BNorth | Nov 6, 2009 10:55:03 AM


  23. I despise this kid. I hope he suffers throughout his life. At least for awhile. He has caused so much pain to the Palin family and in particular to Bristol. He is slime and the lowest sludge imaginable. I truly hate him.

    Posted by: huge shaved cock | Aug 10, 2010 1:40:30 PM


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