Rick Santorum Tweets from Inside a Chick-fil-A Restaurant
Failed presidential candidate Rick Santorum joined the Chick-fil-A culture war today because he couldn't be left out, tweeting from inside a restaurant:
"With two of my boys, Enjoying chick-in-strips and an awesome peach shake at Chick-fil-A. See you here next Wednesday! Three older kids @sarah_santorum @dansantorum @johnsantorum just joined us at Chick-fil-A. They like Chick-fil-A sauce on everything!"
Next Wednesday, of course, is Mike Huckabee's "Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day".
Did he get special Santorum sauce?
Posted by: Hank | Jul 25, 2012 4:06:47 PM
It would be amazing to see one of his children come out as gay.
Posted by: Tophy Verdugo | Jul 25, 2012 4:07:07 PM
Failed candidate indeed. What a dweeb. Surely they will all soon realize that the culture war has been lost.
Posted by: Jeff | Jul 25, 2012 4:07:27 PM
When you keep knocking up a woman until she's 50 you end up with a lot of kids to take to the hater place
Posted by: Bob | Jul 25, 2012 4:07:45 PM
ewwww Rick's santorum is the secret of Chick-fil-a's sauce.
Posted by: MikeNOLA504 | Jul 25, 2012 4:08:12 PM
Sanctimonious gas bag would best serve his country if he chocked on a Chick-Fil-A right wing-bone.
Posted by: StevyD | Jul 25, 2012 4:08:56 PM
See you here next Wednesday, third stall on the left.
Posted by: Joe | Jul 25, 2012 4:09:50 PM
LOL @ Joe
I can just picture it... the wide stance... the tap tap tap of that toe... the little message poked under the stall (written on a piece of single-ply TP)...
Posted by: The Milkman | Jul 25, 2012 4:14:44 PM
Those "boys" are a couple of lard-asses. Let them eat chikin! The more they gorge themselves, the less likely the next generation will have to deal with the offspring of Santorum-that almost sounds more disgusting than the gooey by-product itself.
Posted by: manbot | Jul 25, 2012 4:15:35 PM
What a hateful, hateful man! Why is this "Christian" so nasty???
Posted by: ernest1960 | Jul 25, 2012 4:16:59 PM
Jeez man this tard not only lacks class but also the thing that we call 'life'
Posted by: Alejo | Jul 25, 2012 4:22:07 PM
This guy, Frothy, is a campaigning partisan bigot.....as if we didn't know.
He is deliberately drumming up anti-gay enthusiasm and wilfully fueling hate and its concomitant, violence, against gays.. Make no mistake he is one of our biggest enemies.
Posted by: JackFknTwist | Jul 25, 2012 4:22:52 PM
Hmmmm, eating dead animals to prove your homophobia to an imaginary 'god'. Anyone else find this quite disturbing?
Posted by: DanSwon | Jul 25, 2012 4:23:32 PM
Was he the only one in there...?
Posted by: No_1 | Jul 25, 2012 4:23:39 PM
Yeah what an "awesome" sauce , Frothy !
With your "awesome" kids, at an "awesome" junk food joint !
Well that's just "awesome", Frothy !
Posted by: JackFknTwist | Jul 25, 2012 4:26:07 PM
Please, just one case of E. Coli. Just one.
Posted by: CVP | Jul 25, 2012 4:29:01 PM
Let all the right wing bigots eat that unhealthy fast food garbage. It just means they will die sooner.
Posted by: Chicklets | Jul 25, 2012 4:29:35 PM
Such a closted low life loser and scary ass freak of a human.
Be gone already with your hateful intentions-you lost so disappear into your self centered hole-ahole that is....
Posted by: SFshawn | Jul 25, 2012 4:30:54 PM
thankfully, he's part of ever growing minority... the kindest thing that we do for him is to just leave him alone to work out his hate with his dwindling like-minded buddies and forget him.
Posted by: sleepy bear | Jul 25, 2012 4:32:40 PM
He's so desperate for attention.
Posted by: jht | Jul 25, 2012 4:39:35 PM
I'd love to spray some of my own secret sauce all over his chicken and bun.
Gays need to go undercover at Chick-Fil-A and serve pedophiles like Santorum some creamy justice.
Posted by: Onan | Jul 25, 2012 4:43:03 PM
He's turning into another attention-starved Palin.
Posted by: Michael | Jul 25, 2012 4:48:57 PM
I find this of interest--I googled "Rick Santorum Sons" because I wanted to see if, as an earlier post stated, they were "lard asses." Google wasn't very good at accessing their images--although if I kept scrolling down, I will admit Patrick Santorum does indeed look "lard assy." However--the images 1 and 4 are identical, and show Mr. and Mrs. S.sans Santorum mini-mes. Image 5 is of the Duggar family. I guess if I were a search engine, I'd have a hard time telling Santorums and Duggars apart, too. Image 5 (and 11) was of Mittens and his brood.
Posted by: Ty Nolan | Jul 25, 2012 4:49:42 PM
As someone who's eaten at Chick-fil-a frequently (don't hate, I've given it up), there's no such thing as Chick-fil-a sauce.
Is he thinking of Arby's?
Posted by: endo | Jul 25, 2012 5:10:26 PM
What's really pathetic is that he thinks this is fine dining.
Posted by: lk | Jul 25, 2012 5:10:57 PM