1. Caliban says

    Candidate Romney finally shows his true colors by literally sh*tting on one of the 47% instead of just doing it figuratively through his rhetoric and policy goals.

  2. Caliban says

    Thanks to an ill-timed wardrobe malfuction, the true identity of “GOATSE” was revealed.


    GOProud gerbil Jimmy LaSalvia makes a surprise appearance to endorse Mitt Romney. Onlookers report LaSalvia saw his shadow so there will be 4 more weeks of campaigning.

  3. Stefan says

    “So that’s why Ann owns horses!”

    “Covered in spray tan and spews crap? I can see why you regularly confuse this with your head.”

    “Sister Wives holds auditions for its latest season.”

  4. Caliban says

    Frustrated with his inability to explain his plan for those receiving government benefits to Mrs Whipple’s 6th grade class, Mitt Romney asked a child on the free lunch program to step forward, bent over, dropped his pants, and demonstrated it in a way that could not be misconstrued.

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