Christian Commander Mrs. Betty Bowers Reports from the Front Line of the ‘War on Christmas': VIDEO

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Embedded reporter Mrs. Betty Bowers is on the front line of the 'War on Christmas' - the local shopping mall:

"I'm hearing from Macy's security forces that just moments ago secular insurgents invaded Jessica Simpson juniors and launched verbal grenades assaulting shoppers' ears with wishes of cheer not worded exactly as Christians demand in this time of great joy."

Watch, AFTER THE JUMP...