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Pat Robertson Warns That Watching Horror Movies Could Lead To Demonic Possession: VIDEO

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Continuing the topic of Satanic influences in cinema, Pat Robertson is warning the viewers of his show that watching horror films could lead them to be cursed or possessed by demons.

Citing a second-hand story he heard at some unspecified point in the past, Robertson tells of a teenage girl who was demon-possessed, and attempts to cast the demon out were met with the rebuke from the hell-spawn itself (presumably) that it "had permission" that was granted when she went to "some double-X movie." The only course of action that his frightned viewer who wrote in asking if she were cursed or possessed can take is to command the demon to leave and ask for God's forgiveness for watching such an unholy production.

You can watch Robertson give his advice AFTER THE JUMP...

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  1. oh, too easy, Pat. Too easy.

    Posted by: hugo | Mar 13, 2014 9:53:13 AM


  2. One could argue that more people are harmed by watching this wingnut than are by watching any kind of film.

    Posted by: David | Mar 13, 2014 10:00:44 AM


  3. Watching Robertson can make you insane.

    Posted by: robertL | Mar 13, 2014 10:10:05 AM


  4. Just watching a minute or less of Pat's videos causes me to become possessed by a demon instructing me to smash my PC screen. In fact, just seeing his face frozen on my PC screen makes me scurry immediately to the next posting so I don't keep spending my hard-earned gay dollars replacing said screen!

    Posted by: HadenoughBS | Mar 13, 2014 10:12:48 AM


  5. Imagine anyone paying attention to this superstitious imbecile. How depressing.

    Posted by: UFFDA | Mar 13, 2014 10:14:01 AM


  6. Yes, because all car accidents are caused by watching horror movies. God makes it happen.

    Posted by: Jack M | Mar 13, 2014 10:14:29 AM


  7. Yeah, I could watch, but why on Earth would I want to? Patsie has been a laughingstock for decades, and the fact that he's into pre-literate demonology comes as no surprise. He's one of the principal reasons why it's still called the "boob tube." Your remote has a channel changer and an "off" button, doesn't it?

    Posted by: Onnyjay | Mar 13, 2014 10:14:54 AM


  8. I saw the BLOB once and afterwards felt Fat - does that count?

    Posted by: disgusted american | Mar 13, 2014 10:25:45 AM


  9. However, former Republican Congressman Paul "Pete" McCloskey, Jr., who served with Robertson in Korea, wrote a public letter which said that Robertson was actually spared combat duty when his powerful father, a U.S. Senator, intervened on his behalf, and that Robertson spent most of his time in an office in Japan. According to McCloskey, his time in the service was not in combat but as the "liquor officer" responsible for keeping the officers' clubs supplied with liquor. Robertson filed a $35 million libel suit against McCloskey in 1986.[9] He dropped the case in 1988, before it came to trial and paid McCloskey's court costs.[10] According to a newspaper report from 1986, Robertson confirmed elements of McCloskey's allegations and said that he never saw front-line duty.[11]

    Posted by: robertL | Mar 13, 2014 10:37:41 AM


  10. I must be the Devil himself with the thousands of horror movies I've watched. So many souls to collect.

    Posted by: Quicksilver | Mar 13, 2014 10:41:34 AM


  11. This man has become a cartoon.

    Posted by: Jaysonn | Mar 13, 2014 10:49:38 AM


  12. The real humor, the artistry, is in the Robo-bertson's completely sincere and serious delivery, as if it had no irony chip installed.

    Posted by: Chuck Mielke | Mar 13, 2014 10:50:28 AM


  13. I always though rabid dogs were supposed to be put to sleep. Then why is Pat Robertson still around?

    Posted by: dommyluc | Mar 13, 2014 10:59:00 AM


  14. Just read this morning that one of Robertsons fellow corrupt "Pastors" homophobic closet case Joel Osteen's Houston Mega-Church was robbed of $200,000 in cash and $400,000 in checks.
    The Sheeple will have to dig a little deeper this month. :)
    TAX the Church!
    TAX the Church!
    TAX the Church!

    Posted by: SFshawn | Mar 13, 2014 11:36:27 AM


  15. There are no "XX" horror movies -- that's reserved for porn.

    Posted by: unruly | Mar 13, 2014 11:48:01 AM


  16. This illustrates the well known theological principle that 'If something happens, and then later something else happens, God did it!'

    Posted by: Steve Rider | Mar 13, 2014 11:48:50 AM


  17. Pat clearly prefers Comedies.

    Posted by: Chadd | Mar 13, 2014 12:10:41 PM


  18. I keep missing his show, for some reason... It's on Comedy Central, isn't it?

    Posted by: Burt | Mar 13, 2014 12:11:44 PM


  19. I watched ten minutes of "Two Broke Girls" once and I thought I was in hell. So, I guess horrible multi-camera network sitcoms count as satanic, too?

    Posted by: Ted | Mar 13, 2014 12:54:14 PM


  20. Remember kiddies you heard it right from the Supreme Religious Potentate, Grand Master of Crazy and Crypt Keeper of "THE LIVING DEAD" himself . . .

    Posted by: Mike | Mar 13, 2014 1:00:43 PM


  21. Sorry, I don't even have 2 minutes of my life to watch and listen to the ravings of an obvious mad man. Why is it that we give a free pass to people who believe in invisible friends a free pass when they utter their ravings under the guise of religion, but if they were just some guy standing on the street corner, they'd be locked up and medicated?

    Posted by: Mark Alexander | Mar 13, 2014 2:15:18 PM


  22. Okay, first, you guys who are refusing to watch this are depriving yourself of a good laugh. The clip is a howler.

    Second, he objects to something being "macabre," and then goes on to tell us to "plead the blood of Jesus Christ over your life." Whatever that means. Maybe he says "bleed the blood of Jesus Christ over your life." That's more macabre than any horror movie.

    Posted by: ajax28 | Mar 13, 2014 4:04:03 PM


  23. Why can't demons possess you when you're watching comedies? Or sports? Or game shows? If demons are real and they can possess you, what do movie watching or TV watching have to do with it? Seems like they could nab you anywhere anytime. Can demonology guru Pat explain?

    Posted by: Jim | Mar 13, 2014 4:23:49 PM


  24. I had a friend who was big fan of horror films and now has turned into a right wing religious nut- perhaps he is possessed by the demon of idiocy...

    Posted by: jarago | Mar 13, 2014 5:45:23 PM


  25. so, now maybe we know what happened to Pat Robertson.......he watched one too many horror films and his brain became unwired!

    Posted by: Bernie | Mar 13, 2014 6:42:59 PM


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