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Funny or Die’s ‘Creationist Cosmos’ Explains How God Created Everything – Except the Gays: VIDEO

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"Satan put these fossils on Earth to trick you."

Screen Shot 2014-04-18 at 9.27.01 AMTo pacify those creationists complaining about the lack of screentime in Neil DeGrasse Tyson’s new series Cosmos, the folks over at Funny or Die have put together ‘Creationist Cosmos’ – a show for those who prefer a little more Jesus and a little less science in their space education.

It turns out most questions about life and our universe have a simple answer – “God did it.” In fact, the only thing God didn’t have a hand in creating was the gays. "They chose that for themselves."

Check it out, AFTER THE JUMP

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  1. More religious crap…

    Posted by: terryp | Apr 19, 2014 10:49:57 AM


  2. woosh.......

    Posted by: A.M. | Apr 19, 2014 10:57:18 AM


  3. That's Timothy Simons, the gifted actor who plays the ungifted Jonah Ryan on Veep.

    Posted by: Doug | Apr 19, 2014 11:09:55 AM


  4. If he is talking about the Bible, why did they dress him up like a Mormon?

    Posted by: anon | Apr 19, 2014 11:12:43 AM


  5. That was pretty good, God made everything. . . . except the gay, classic :)

    Posted by: Andrea | Apr 19, 2014 11:15:18 AM


  6. Finally a credible source of scientific entertainment for me and my wingnut friends to watch! I've been so fed up with all these darn theories about the 'big bang' and 'evolution'. The truth is dinosaurs roamed the Earth just 7000 short years ago, but Jesus buried their bones real deep to fool the liberals and the homosexuals.

    Posted by: Chris K | Apr 19, 2014 11:19:18 AM


  7. Damn straight.

    Posted by: GOD | Apr 19, 2014 11:38:52 AM


  8. Do you have any idea how heavy dinosaur bones are let alone digging all that way down to bury them? Don't tell me I don't know how to work. God does everything by magic but when you've been thrown out of heaven you lose your Levitation Rights, and recruiting new souls to help isn't easy either, unless it's a gay one and everyone knows their limps are too wrist to lift anything heavier than a hanky. Still, there are so many of them. We manage.

    Posted by: SATAN | Apr 19, 2014 11:52:29 AM


  9. In this case, I guess it's just "die." What a wasted opportunity!

    Posted by: Merv | Apr 19, 2014 12:14:18 PM


  10. Jeremy Beehan of the Reasonable Doubts podcast did this much better:

    Reverend Carl Sagan's 'LOGOS'
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAFd-MweIWI

    Posted by: JJ | Apr 19, 2014 2:45:17 PM


  11. he's gonna be president in 2026, it's a mid-term year but he's gonna make it a presidential one..

    Posted by: NE1 | Apr 19, 2014 3:24:42 PM


  12. I know it's meant to be funny, but many people really do believe Creationist crap! Ignorance abounds across the world and no amount of proof to the contrary will convince them. Oh well....

    Posted by: John | Apr 19, 2014 3:56:17 PM


  13. @anon: they dressed him up like a Mormon missionary because this was a low-budget production and they were out of the other costumes when they went to a Halloween store immediately before it closed.

    Posted by: Bill | Apr 19, 2014 4:43:40 PM


  14. God made everything except the Bible. The Christians made (up) the Bible.

    Posted by: simon | Apr 19, 2014 5:09:32 PM


  15. @SIMON, I guess you don't read all the comments on TR because I posted a while back that I once stayed at a Holiday Inn at Bridgeport CT and the Bible in my room was inscribed by the author, "All the best, God"

    Posted by: HisHelper | Apr 20, 2014 5:18:42 AM


  16. Hishelper:
    I guess that must be a good sign that you have been chosen. Did you see the angel. As what a play says:
    "Greetings Prophet; The Great Work begins: The Messenger has arrived"

    Posted by: simon | Apr 20, 2014 5:56:58 PM


  17. Fun video.

    Posted by: DC Insider | May 9, 2014 11:20:28 AM


  18. SIMON

    "The Christians made (up) the Bible."

    Actually, only the second half of it. There were no Christians before Christ.

    Posted by: apex | May 18, 2014 10:18:53 AM


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