Funny or Die’s ‘Creationist Cosmos’ Explains How God Created Everything – Except the Gays: VIDEO


"Satan put these fossils on Earth to trick you."

Screen Shot 2014-04-18 at 9.27.01 AMTo pacify those creationists complaining about the lack of screentime in Neil DeGrasse Tyson’s new series Cosmos, the folks over at Funny or Die have put together ‘Creationist Cosmos’ – a show for those who prefer a little more Jesus and a little less science in their space education.

It turns out most questions about life and our universe have a simple answer – “God did it.” In fact, the only thing God didn’t have a hand in creating was the gays. "They chose that for themselves."

Check it out, AFTER THE JUMP