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What If Batman And Superman Were Totally Gay For Each Other? - VIDEO


With the recent first look at Ben Affleck’s Batman in the upcoming Zack Snyder flick Batman vs. Superman, many of you may have spandex and superheroes on the brain. The joining of two such epic comic book heroes in one movie may have even prompted you to wonder, “what if it wasn’t Batman against Superman but Batman with Superman?” Some rather attractive French guys seem to have taken this line of thought one step further and created a comic fan-fiction-y trailer for Man of Steel 2: The Secret is Out.

Check out what happens when two superheroes collide, AFTER THE JUMP…

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  1. Loved it! If only....The guy playing Superman was very cute.

    Posted by: David From Canada | May 16, 2014 9:46:10 AM

  2. Loved it!

    Posted by: Rob | May 16, 2014 10:19:20 AM

  3. This Superman is Supersexy. Looks a bit like Max Greenfield (New Girl)

    Posted by: John | May 16, 2014 10:54:22 AM

  4. We all know Batman is gay. Remember Robin?

    Posted by: S. | May 16, 2014 10:59:44 AM

  5. Meh. Why would it be "the most awkward superhero film of all-time"? Only if you'd never seen a gay guy before in your life... Also, those French accents were just too distracting.

    Posted by: Kevin K. | May 16, 2014 11:15:08 AM

  6. It had to be two straight guys. Notice that they didn't kiss? It could have been so much more in my opinion.

    Posted by: kevin | May 16, 2014 11:20:54 AM

  7. Superman is an alien who can't have sex with humans without giving up his super powers. Why? No one knows. However, it would be an interspecies romance. And, we can't be certain how the sexes on Krypton work everything out anyway.

    Posted by: anon | May 16, 2014 11:22:32 AM

  8. "Superman is an alien who can't have sex with humans without giving up his super powers. Why? No one knows."

    Have you read "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex," by Larry Niven?

    Important quote:
    "Consider the driving urge between a man and a woman, the monomaniacal urge to achieve greater and greater penetration. Remember also that we are dealing with kryptonian muscles.

    Superman would literally crush LL's body in his arms, while simultaneously ripping her open from crotch to sternum, gutting her like a trout."

    I suspect that would happen to fully human Bruce Wayne, too.

    Posted by: Lymis | May 16, 2014 5:39:49 PM

  9. What do you mean, "What if?"

    Posted by: Jerry | May 16, 2014 6:33:37 PM

  10. Sad to say that being gay is one of nature's failed experiments.

    Posted by: Ditko | May 17, 2014 8:16:58 AM

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