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'True Blood' RECAP - 'May Be The Last Time' [Spoilers]

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The seventh episode of True Blood's seventh season wasn't the most exciting in terms of plot development, but that doesn't mean it was a total wash. There were a few good character moments, particularly from Carrie Preston. She'd be foolish not to submit this ep come award season next year.

Still, with only three episodes of the series left, do fans of the show (if there are any still out there) really want to spend this much time with newish characters like Violet, Wade and Adilyn, when we could be getting more Pam, Jessica or Lafayette? I don't think so. Plus, I'm sorry, I know these Bill Compton flashbacks are supposed to enlighten us a bit to his actions/motivations today (like they do in Lost and Orange Is the New Black), but I just always find them so, so boring and ridiculous. Drunk History has better period costumes and wigs.

Get a taste of what was put in motion in tonight's episode (plus another gratuitous shirtless Jason Stackhouse pic), AFTER THE JUMP ...

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The hunt is on for Adilyn (Bailey Noble) and Wade (Noah Matthews). Holly (Lauren Bowles) and Andy (Chris Bauer) are looking high and low all over Bon Temps. When that fails, they head on up to Holly’s ex-husband’s lake house just north of Oklahoma City. Of course, the kids aren’t there, but the sight of the placid lake is enough to bring ol’ grumpy Andy to tears. Holly, despite all evidence to the contrary, tells him she thinks this is going to all end up super well. So, buck up, Andy!

As we know, Adilyn and Wade are actually hanging out with Violet (Karolina Wydra). Her house is the perfect teenage love shack. It’s got everything! Privacy, snacks, (presumably) wi-fi, and, oh yeah, a sex sling, various ancient lubes and a bunch of dildos. OK, so it’s not the stuff Taylor Swift is usually singing about, but it’s still more romantic than the treehouse, right? Violet leaves them to their business while she sleeps. The next night, after admitting their love and the fact they were both virgins before their first time together, their love nest is disrupted by a rampaging Violet. She throws Wade across the room and handcuffs Adilyn to the bed. Adilyn’s terror signals Jess (Deborah Ann Woll) who heads off directly into Violet’s trap.

Things may be working out according to plan for Violet, but her ex Jason (Ryan Kwanten) isn’t as lucky. His former BFF Hoyt (Jim Parrack) is back in town to claim his mother’s body. He still doesn’t remember Jason at all since being glamoured back when he first left town. He’s returned with a smoking hot new girlfriend (who just happens to be a microbiologist, a skillset that might that be handy to battle a certain virus, no?). Jason can’t keep his eyes off her. Every time he tries to get a little distance between them — excusing himself from breakfast, giving the grieving couple space at the morgue — he gets pulled back closer.

That’s not the only place Jason’s showing up tonight though. A sleep-deprived and delirious Sarah Newlin (Anna Camp) has fled back to the original camp ground for the Fellowship of the Sun. Outside, she has a vision of a shirtless Stackhouse playing football. He warns her that tonight, Eric (Alexander Skarsgård) is coming for her, and she will die.

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Inside, it’s all her ghosts of boyfriends and husbands past. There’s the guru from earlier this season, Rev. Steve Newlin (Michael McMillian) and even the severed head of Gov. Burrell (Arliss Howard). Plus, Jason’s back, with a shirt this time (boooo). The guru and Steve Newlin each encourage her to make right with her Buddhism or Christian God before it's too late. Sarah doesn't need either. She only believes in herself, the new messiah, now.

Time is running out. Eric, Pam (Kristin Bauer van Straten) and their Japanese associates are hot on her tail, armed with the knowledge Sarah can cure this disease (thanks to her sister, whom Eric staked after momentarily mistaking for Sarah). Mr. Gus (Will Yun Lee) makes Eric and Pam an offer. They can synthesize the antidote from Sarah's blood, mass market it as New Blood and then Eric will be the spokesvamp. They'll all be rich. There’s no time to establish a proper LLC or whatever, but Eric, Pam and Mr. Gus seem like they are on the same page when they all pull up to campground where Sarah is hiding out.

Back in Bon Temps, Lafayette (Nelsan Ellis) and Lettie Mae (Adina Porter) are digging up the yard of the old family home they saw in their vision of Tara (Rutina Wesley). I guess they didn’t necessarily ask first, since the little girl inside is a little disturbed to see them out there tearing up the lawn.

It’s crazy nonsense like that which is making Sam (Sam Trammell) question if he should raise a family in Bon Temps at all. He still hasn’t answered his girlfriend’s ultimatum, but Arlene (Carrie Preston) advises him to consider if he feels like he’s running from something or to something. Wise words.

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In her dreams, Arlene is running right into the crotch of that vampire that saved her a few weeks ago. She has quite a satisfyingly nasty dream about him, and then he actually shows up one night. She nervously explains that they can’t have sex (because she’s Hep-V positive) while they dance to the jukebox. “Well then,” he says. “Let’s just dance.” Adorable.

Sookie (Anna Paquin) is also trying to stay positive, but with a little less practicality. She’s holding out for a miracle to save Bill (Stephen Moyer) from his rapidly advancing Hep-V. She calls in a tough-as-nails dwarf doctor. Sookie wonders if Bill's condition is so bad because she’s a halfling. The doctor puts that to rest. She’s recently seen a vampire who got Hep-V from a full faerie, and he didn’t look as bad as Bill. The doctor inquires into Sookie’s faerie lineage, but when she drops the name of her faerie grandfather, the doc high-tails out of there. Pronto.

That gives Sookie an idea. She goes out to call for her grandpa Niall (Rutger Hauer), and he materializes in her kitchen. He explains that’s he’s always watching, even when Sookie was giving Bill the virus. He didn’t step in because he didn’t like Bill for her. And he can’t help Bill with magic. Sookie needs to understand there’s a little magic in birth, forgiveness and even death.

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That night, Sookie runs across the cemetery in a white dress (not unlike how she did in the first season when she first slept with Bill). She gets to his door and tells him that she’s staying with him until the end. They do it in front of the fire, but he can’t feed on her. This time their intimacy has a whole different dynamic.

Do you think Bill will survive or are he and Sookie soaking up the last lingering moments of their love?

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  1. Sookie is such an unlikable character. She cries and pleads for her grandfather to come help her, and he does come. But when he doesn't give her exactly what she wants, she dismisses him, with, "you can go now".

    Posted by: Dastius Krazitauc | Aug 4, 2014 10:22:30 AM


  2. I thought Jason's character acted STUPID.....first he dates Violet, cats on her with Old flame Jessica whom s he has deep feelings for, yet couldn't keep his damm mind off of Hoyts Girlfriend off his mind??? Couthey have Jason KEEP it in his pants...I mean seriously.

    Posted by: disgusted american | Aug 4, 2014 10:39:27 AM


  3. I thought Jason's character acted STUPID.....first he dates Violet, cheats on her with Old flame Jessica whom he has deep feelings for, yet couldn't keep his damm mind off of Hoyt's Girlfriend ??? Could they have Jason KEEP it in his pants...I mean seriously.

    Posted by: disgusted american | Aug 4, 2014 10:40:59 AM


  4. I've always liked Jason, his dump, but lovable. Confused, but hot body and good in bed. Seeing Ryan Kwanten, who plays Jason so well, shirtless is an extra joy.

    Posted by: Matt27 | Aug 4, 2014 10:50:59 AM


  5. This season is horrible. I find myself bored and rolling my eyes more than Pam. So sad to end this way.

    Posted by: Mike | Aug 4, 2014 10:55:49 AM


  6. I think all the flashbacks are a lead up to the death of Bill Compton. My guess is Eric Northman is going to end up cured. The irony being that Eric is ready to die and Bill wants to live.

    Jason hasn't kept it in his pants since we first met him. Not likely to start now!

    Posted by: Rob | Aug 4, 2014 10:59:07 AM


  7. Anyone remember in the first episode of this season when Arlene and the others were captive downstairs at Fangtasia? The HEP-V positive teacher was going to help them escape but she needed blood and Arlene volunteered. Once she began drinking Arlene's blood, she melted and died. Was this ever explained? At the time, I thought Arlene's blood must have something special in it and that *she* might be the cure to the HEP-V. But I don't think it was ever addressed in future episodes of what killed this teacher vampire while drinking Arlene.

    Posted by: Kevin | Aug 4, 2014 11:50:53 AM


  8. Bill's turning human next episode.

    Posted by: Tigernan | Aug 4, 2014 4:58:40 PM


  9. I am officially HATE watching this show now. Last season ended with so much potential and they just wasted it all. The plots are dull, the tone is dull, the characters are dull. It's like they literally ran out of steam and had nothing left to say. When I watch it I fast forward through most of it because it sucks so hard and I'm only continuing so I can see how it ends - which at this point I suspect will also suck.

    Posted by: Arkansassy | Aug 5, 2014 12:19:43 AM


  10. I'm kinda hoping for some extended wade sex dungeon stuff. hell, i'd watch a whole spinoff about that.

    Posted by: caperboi | Aug 5, 2014 6:57:23 AM


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