America's Best Christian Betty Bowers Hits It Out of the Park with New Super PAC Ad: VIDEO

America's Best Christian Betty Bowers has launched a Super PAC for the Grand Old Party, "where you can be for something while you're against it."

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Maggie Gallagher Vs. America's Best Christian: VIDEO

Thom Hartmann at RT News interviewed Maggie Gallagher on Thursday, and holy god! It was brutal! Thom spent the whole interview looking at Ms. Gallagher, co-founder of the National Organization for Marriage, like she was some kind of outsized exotic insect who'd bumbled onto the set. He swatted aside her points one after another before bringing the interview to a crazy, deeply unprofessional but undeniably awesome denouement -- the sudden, shocking appearance of Betty Bowers, Thom's "heroine, and America's best Christian," who showed up to explain what real Christian marriage is all about. Watch AFTER THE JUMP ...

Nobody's Closer to Jesus Than America's Best Christian Betty Bowers: VIDEO

Ms. Betty Bowers on why she's the closest Christian to Jesus.

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Towleroad Guide to the Tube #726

MRS. BETTY BOWERS: Christian sex tape.

ROUGH SEAS: From inside the hull of the Pacific Sun cruise ship.

GAY DATING TIPS: From the characters of the new film Is It Just Me?

BACKIN-UP SONG: From Auto-Tune the News. "After the plot of 2 armed thieves is foiled by a brave store clerk, Diana of Kansas City excitedly recaps the fiasco in song, extolling the teachings of her father." Original here.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers Takes on the Mormon Church

Mrs. Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian, takes on the Mormons and the doling out of civil rights by popular vote.

Says Betty: "Being lectured about what constitutes a traditional marriage by a Mormon is a bit like being scolded for loitering — by a crack whore."

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America's Best Christian Betty Bowers on Bible-Based Marriage

Self-proclaimed America's Best Christian Betty Bowers (aka comedienne Deven Green) explains the Lord's concept of marriage to less-informed Christians.

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