Today, the National Organization for Marriage warned that gay marriage might soon lead to people marrying themselves. Twitter responded with the #WhenIMarryMyself hashtag which almost immediately began trending.
Shit! There goes the surprise honeymoon... #WhenIMarryMyself— KDJ (@kdj539) October 13, 2014
#WhenIMarryMyself I will stop keeping secrets from my spouse— Lazar Nobserman (@nobserman) October 13, 2014
#WhenIMarryMyself, I'm totally going to smear the cake all over myself for laughs and photos.— beatpunk (@beatpunk) October 13, 2014
The wedding song will be She Bop #WhenIMarryMyself— Alison (@tudorgrrrl) October 13, 2014
Oops I forgot to save myself for my wedding night #WhenIMarryMyself— AndyTowle (@AndyTowle) October 13, 2014
#WhenIMarryMyself I will finally fulfill the wishes of all those anti-gay activists who wished I'd go f*** myself.— Jeremy Hooper (@goodasyou) October 13, 2014
#WhenIMarryMyself who's going to carry me over the threshold?— Viktor T Kerney (@wondermann5) October 13, 2014
#WhenIMarryMyself I'll still keep separate checking accounts - just to maintain a bit of independence.— Steevo (@SHP1972) October 13, 2014
I've included my response. What's yours?