According to an article in the Orange County Register, that font of style knowledge, this is how to spot a “Fashionisto”, which from what I can gather is not a Metrosexual (that term being far too icky and gay related). Rick Forehan, an apparent Fashionisto from Newport Beach, is quoted: “I love my sports, my Del Taco, the color pink, and my tight jeans. Girls I date like the way I dress. They appreciate it.”
I totally get it now. A Fashionisto is a closeted homophobic O.C. prick!
HOW TO SPOT A `FASHIONISTO’ (according to the O.C. Register)
THE TIGHT CLOTHES, of course: A man who dares to wear butt-tight jeans has to have flair and style. He’ll strut like it, too.
THE COLORS: His wardrobe reflects a candy rainbow of pink, purple, lime green, baby blue and pale yellow.
THE FLOWERS: Any floral patterns on his clothes.
THE HAIR: Nothing about his hair color is natural.
THE BLING: He accessorizes with cool shades a la P. Diddy, and maybe some chunky silver rings and some bling for the ear.
Isn’t that the wardrobe of half of West Hollywood? What a difference 35 miles makes.
