All sexually active gay men are still virgins according to this study, as both oral and anal sex keep one’s virginity intact, despite the fact that they are very, very dirty.

San Diego gay community mourns club owner. Bishop who refused him funeral once settled sexual abuse lawsuit for $100K.

62-year-old man arrested in Stamford, Connecticut after placing a toy banana in his pants and flashing people. Officer: “It was a yellow, plush, child’s toy banana. It had a smiley face on it.”