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The Apotheosis of Deep Nonsense

May 20, 2005 by Andy Towle

C3poandr2d2Don’t read it if you’re veering away from spoilers, but Anthony Lane’s review of Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith in The New Yorker is one of his most searingly bitchy, and we love him for it.

A couple excerpts:

“What can you say about a civilization where people zip from one solar system to the next as if they were changing their socks but where a woman fails to register for an ultrasound, and thus to realize that she is carrying twins until she is about to give birth? Mind you, how Padmé got pregnant is anybody’s guess, although I’m prepared to wager that it involved Anakin nipping into a broom closet with a warm glass jar and a copy of Ewok Babes.”

“The young Obi-Wan Kenobi is not, I hasten to add, the most nauseating figure onscreen; nor is R2-D2 or even C-3PO, although I still fail to understand why I should have been expected to waste twenty-five years of my life following the progress of a beeping trash can and a gay, gold-plated Jeeves.”

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