Been watching VH1’s Strip Search? If so, you’re familiar with the mostly witless cast of muscleheads longing enough to have their moment in the spotlight that they’ll choreograph their own version of Britney’s Toxic and not have a second thought about the nelliness of it all.
There is, however, one contestant who stands out from the rest, and cityrag points us to blogger fourfour and his ode to the hunk of a chunk named Bryce, whose lack of muscle definition makes him all the more appealing:
“Slender and vaguely muscley is the status quo’s approved body type, presumably because it’s a sign of effort put into physical upkeep and therefore tangible evidence of good health. But the state of being that is chunky (not fat, not pleasantly plump, not round, but chunky) is a middle that’s often just as hard to maintain…”
Bryce says he’d get lipo to get rid of the love handles, but unfortunately this show ain’t The Swan, and, as fourfour laments, he’s probably not gonna last much longer.
Baptized in the Chunk [fourfour]
(via cityrag)
