London theatre bosses are hoping Madonna will want to step into the shoes of Evita again for a West End revival of the Andrew Lloyd Webber musical. As much as I love Madonna, I think this would be a disaster. There’s a big difference between recording tracks for a movie and singing live on stage, and I don’t think she’d ever live up to Patti Lupone on stage. Don’t do it, Madge! (thanks Rod)

Court in Fiji overturns gay sex conviction for Australian tourist. Thomas Maxwell McCosker had been sentenced to two years in prison for having sex with a Fijian man, prompting Australia to issue a travel warning for gay tourists visiting that country.