California think tank discovers military document proving that commanders in the U.S. armed forces are given orders to retain gays during wartime and then fire them when peace returns.

“Gay soldiers and legal groups have reported for years that known gays are sent into combat, and then discharged when the conflicts end. Discharge statistics corroborate a pattern of rising expulsions during peacetime and plummeting rates during military conflicts, and Pentagon statistics confirm that, as has been the case in every war since World War II, gay discharges have declined during the current conflict in the Middle East. But the Pentagon has consistently denied that…”
(thanks kent)

Now that they have conceived a stretch version of the Mini Cooper, do you think they’ll start calling the old one the Nano Cooper?