Need $1,000? John Deere looking for shirtless farmers between the ages of 35-55 for new ad campaign. In the photo, the model will be “bending over to pick up a bag of feed” and, according to adrants, the casting agency says they want applicants who are “real farmers, with farmer tans, well-formed paunches, and tattoos.”

Viacom set to ridicule Tom Cruise with incendiary South Park episode involving Scientology-esque cult and the actor trapped in a closet.