Because there’s a lot of time in prison: Tom Cruise presents Katie Holmes with a birthday gift — inscribed DVDs of every movie he’s ever been in.

Examples we don’t need: Gay serial killer plans behind-bars civil partnership with his pedophile partner.

The Malcontent offers up a clip of Jake Gyllenhaal’s appearance last Friday on The Tonight show with Jay Leno.

Homophobic Aussie surfers not feeling new gay romance film:
“The low-budget movie, which challenges the macho paradigm of bare-chested blokes who bravely ride their ‘planks”‘ on towering waves, certainly raised eyebrows and comment from surfers at Sydney’s appropriately titled Manly Beach, named by an explorer after the confident and masculine local Aborigines. Tim Plunkett, 20, said that, while he didn’t know many gay people, he wouldn’t have a problem with them surfing as long as they didn’t try kissing between sets of waves. ‘I feel it’s more of a manly sport, and as gay men have more feminism in them it’s not likely to appeal to them.'”