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Uganda’s First Lady Says Humans Shouldn’t Debate Homosexuality Because Cows

March 20, 2014 by Daniel Villarreal

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During a speech praising her country’s horrendous “Kill The Gays” law, Uganda’s First Lady Janet Museveni (pictured with cow above) offered a Chinese riddle of sorts for why we mere mortals shouldn't quibble over the naturalness of homosexuality. Here goes:

“If cows did not practice homosexuality, how could we, the human beings, start arguing over homosexuality?”

We literally have no idea what the frug that means. It’s like she’s been taking speech lessons from Sarah Palin. Perhaps the American “experts” that John Kerry is sending to Uganda can decode it for us?

By the way, cows can totally be gay. The picture above is total proof.

Filed Under: News, Uganda, Yoweri Museveni Tagged With: News, Uganda, Yoweri Museveni

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