Ship of gays and nudists stopped outside of St. Kitts.

Santa Fe thought it was “The City Different” but then it found it contained as much hate as any other place.

Bobby Trendy, you dress like this, you’re asking to get fugged.

Newsflash: Oysters really just may make you want to have sex. That is if they’re enough like Mediterranean clams, which have twice as much the amount of the stuff that makes you want to have sex than rat brains do. This deduction straight from NewScientist.com. And rat brains do leave that bitter taste in your mouth.

Anne Coulter booed and heckled at Vanderbilt. No pies this time, unfortunately.