• Skip to primary navigation
  • Skip to main content
  • Skip to primary sidebar
  • Skip to footer
  • Advertise
  • Contact Us
  • About Towleroad
  • Towleroad on Social Media
  • Privacy Policy

Towleroad Gay News

Gay Blog Towleroad: More than gay news | gay men

  • Travel
  • Sports
  • Law/Justice
  • Celebrities
  • Republicans
  • Madonna
  • Books
  • Men
  • Trans Rights
  • Royals
  • Monkeypox
  • Sophia Bush’s girlfriend ‘proud’ the actress has opened up about coming out as queer
  • Mel B declares she’ll ‘always be open’ when it comes to her sexuality!
  • Megan Thee Stallion being sued for ‘forcing cameraman watch her having lesbian sex!’

The D List Has Arrived

Andy Towle August 5, 2005

Kathygriffin

Kathy Griffin’s My Life on the D List is my new favorite show. Here’s a brief transcript of a moment where she arrives at a Kabbalah book party launch:

Griffin: “I’m not a Kabbalah student – I’m here pretty much because I was invited. I’ll pretty much go anywhere. I do feel that my life is the anti-Nicole Kidman. My celebrity is the anti-Julia Roberts. So I often think it’s funny to look at things in my life and imagine, how would this be for Nicole Kidman? Nicole Kidman would not go to the Kabbalah book release party. Nicole Kidman wouldn’t go anywhere that I go.”

Griffin’s husband Matt: “That was totally a D list event because Kathy was the biggest star there. And it was lacking any celebrities and it was a big hubbub about nothing.”

Red carpet news anchor: “How about celebrity friends of yours who are into Kabbalah – are they trying to get you into it, come to the party?”

Griffin: “First of all, I love that you think that I have a celebrity friend. I don’t have any, and for obvious reasons. I can’t even understand Madonna anymore. Her accent is much thicker than yours, and I think she’s actually a member of the royal family at this point she’s so British. She’s definitely not American anymore. You know, the way Justin Timberlake is black now? That’s how British Madonna is…

…I think it’s really funny that Madonna thinks she figured out the world better than the rest of us. That cracks me up. You ever hear Madonna on Oprah talking about Kabbalah? She’s like: (in fake accent) ‘It’s this religion where they prove to you that there’s a cause and effect and if I’m nice to someone…they could be nice back.’ And I’m like, you had to join a religion to not be an asshole? Like, that’s what they teach you the golden rule in first grade.”

Her comedy is balls-out honest. Griffin is not afraid to admit that she spends much of her time figuring out how to get free things, kiss up to larger celebrities, or attend events that she knows no bigger celebrity in their right mind would attend.

The Malcontent has a more thorough review up, along with a low-quality WMV clip of the entire show. If you don’t have the patience for that, I’m sure that Bravo, as they do, will be repeating the show all week. Definitely worth watching.

Topics: Celebrities, Film/TV/Stream, Religion, towleroad

  • Mel B declares she’ll ‘always be open’ when it comes to her sexuality!

    Mel B declares she’ll ‘always be open’ when it comes to her sexuality!

    Published by BANG Showbiz English Mel B will “always be open” when it comes to her sexuality. The Spice Girls singer, 48, who reunited with her bandmates including the group's ex-singer Victoria Beckham for the fashion …Read More »
  • Megan Thee Stallion being sued for ‘forcing cameraman watch her having lesbian sex!’

    Megan Thee Stallion being sued for ‘forcing cameraman watch her having lesbian sex!’

    Published by BANG Showbiz English Megan Thee Stallion is being sued for allegedly creating a hostile work environment and forcing her cameraman to watch her having lesbian sex. The 29-year-old ‘Savage' rapper faces the salacious claims …Read More »
  • Mean Girls star Jonathan Bennett recalls the moment his life ‘changed forever’

    Mean Girls star Jonathan Bennett recalls the moment his life ‘changed forever’

    Published by BANG Showbiz English Jonathan Bennett's life was “changed forever” by his role in ‘Mean Girls'. The 42-year-old actor starred as heartthrob Aaron Samuels in the 2004 cult classic – which followed Lindsay Lohan, Rachel …Read More »
  • Sir Elton John sent Lance Bass gift basket to celebrate coming out

    Sir Elton John sent Lance Bass gift basket to celebrate coming out

    Published by BANG Showbiz English Sir Elton John sent Lance Bass a gift basket after he came out as gay. The 44-year-old NSYNC star revealed the legendary singer showed his support when Lance decided to reveal …Read More »
Previous Post: « Previous Post
Next Post: Next Post »

Primary Sidebar

Most Recent

  • Sophia Bush’s girlfriend ‘proud’ the actress has opened up about coming out as queer

    Sophia Bush’s girlfriend ‘proud’ the actress has opened up about coming out as queer

  • Mel B declares she’ll ‘always be open’ when it comes to her sexuality!

    Mel B declares she’ll ‘always be open’ when it comes to her sexuality!

  • Megan Thee Stallion being sued for ‘forcing cameraman watch her having lesbian sex!’

    Megan Thee Stallion being sued for ‘forcing cameraman watch her having lesbian sex!’

  • Mean Girls star Jonathan Bennett recalls the moment his life ‘changed forever’

    Mean Girls star Jonathan Bennett recalls the moment his life ‘changed forever’

  • Sir Elton John sent Lance Bass gift basket to celebrate coming out

    Sir Elton John sent Lance Bass gift basket to celebrate coming out

  • Relationship status influences heterosexual women’s sexual prejudice towards lesbians

    Relationship status influences heterosexual women’s sexual prejudice towards lesbians

  • JoJo Siwa had a challenge transitioning to new grown-up image

    JoJo Siwa had a challenge transitioning to new grown-up image

  • Liz Hurley defends lesbian sex scene in new movie that was directed by her son

    Liz Hurley defends lesbian sex scene in new movie that was directed by her son

Partner Links

  • Tennis Tuesday
    My husband saw this guy and asked me if he was […]
  • Trump Runs To Fox And Friends To Whine About 'TACO' Nickname
    The bronzed up narcissist has been reportedly freaking out over his […]
  • “And Just Like That” stars on “Sex And The City’s” LGBTQ legacy: ‘It wasn’t perfect’
    “It certainly wasn’t perfect,” points out Cynthia Nixon of Sex and […]
  • Bill Clinton: Not Reading That Book, Biden Was In Good Shape
    Bill Clinton told CBS Sunday Morning that Joe Biden was “on […]
  • First-Timers Club: Conrad Ricamora on being a Tony Award nominee for “OH, MARY!”
    Conrad Ricamora, who I have loved since his days on TV’s […]

Most Commented

Social

Twitter @tlrd | Facebook | Instagram @tlrd

About

  • Advertise
  • Contact Us
  • About Towleroad
  • Towleroad on Social Media
  • Privacy Policy
[towleroadmr] [towleroadtn]

Footer

Ptown Hacks 2018

Read

  • Travel
  • Film
  • Law – LGBT Rights
  • Columns
  • Specials

About

  • Advertise
  • Contact Us
  • About Towleroad
  • Towleroad on Social Media
  • Privacy Policy

Copyright © 2025 · Log in

×
×