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05/02/2005


Jesse vs. Jakey?

Jesse Jake

Plucked or pin-up, coiffed or casual? Trent scans the manscape...

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  1. Sigh!

    Posted by: Donald | May 2, 2005 1:34:58 PM


  2. I would take Jake over Jesse....by a hair. I don't like my men whose brows are better groomed than my mother's.

    Posted by: gabe | May 2, 2005 2:20:08 PM


  3. Jake. Duh.

    Posted by: kimmer | May 2, 2005 2:51:43 PM


  4. Jesse, Jesse, Jesse. Period. Mmmm.

    Posted by: cafegogo | May 2, 2005 2:55:17 PM


  5. I wouldn't turn down Jesse. But I'd prefer Jake.

    Jake "seems" to have the better attitude and style. Jesse "seems" to be arrogant and almost rude. These are speculations; I obviously don't know this people. Just saying.

    Posted by: Rob | May 2, 2005 3:30:46 PM


  6. Interesting.

    I'll have them both, thank you very much.

    Posted by: Josh K. | May 2, 2005 4:46:10 PM


  7. Always Jake, preferably in his Donnie Darko hooded sweatshirt!!!

    Posted by: Eddy | May 2, 2005 4:56:15 PM


  8. that is an astoundingly horrible picture of Jesse, not at all resembling the handsome young man on 'Desperate Housewives'.

    Posted by: Brian Klotz | May 2, 2005 5:33:03 PM


  9. I'd like one of each, please.

    Posted by: Steve | May 2, 2005 5:35:33 PM


  10. Jakey any day. Note for Jesse: Plucked eyebrows = Not hot.

    Posted by: Andrew | May 2, 2005 6:39:26 PM


  11. Jake Jake Jake Jake Jake. All day, every day.

    Posted by: bmw | May 2, 2005 7:38:20 PM


  12. Jesse's cute and all, but come on... Jake all the way.

    Posted by: Kia | May 2, 2005 9:13:17 PM


  13. Jesse looks like Ava Gardner, no thanks, I'll take Jake, thanks.

    Posted by: dolly | May 2, 2005 10:33:07 PM


  14. Jake is the one you fall in love with, Jessie's the vapid one you assume is an asshole.

    Posted by: paul | May 3, 2005 3:52:42 AM


  15. doh. jesse for a fuckbud of course and jake for relationship. easy.

    jesse is too pretty (notice i didnt say handsome) to be around with for too long.

    Posted by: papa | May 3, 2005 4:37:28 AM


  16. Jesse please. When will he be here ?

    Posted by: Shidoobie, | May 3, 2005 11:26:04 AM


  17. Jesse. I don't need a reason.

    Posted by: CriticalRN | May 3, 2005 2:27:25 PM


  18. Yes, I know I'm pretty, but I'm "married" so I can't play with all of you. Sorry.

    Oh, wait. Different Jesse? Damn. Oh well, at least I don't have to break so many hearts all at once. ;)

    Posted by: Jess | May 3, 2005 3:50:37 PM


  19. The ultimate triangle: Jesse should now date Katie Holmes...talk about the press having a field day.

    Posted by: JOHN | May 3, 2005 11:40:04 PM


  20. Jakey anytime.
    any news on Proof or Brokeback Mt.? :)

    Posted by: james | May 4, 2005 10:08:00 AM


  21. WHAT CAN I SAY THEY ARE BOTH SO HOT,BUT I HAVE TO AGREE WITH PAPA,JESSIE FOR A FUCKIN HOT FUCKBUD AND JAKE FOR A REAL RELATIONSHIP.I WOULD NOT SAY NO HOWEVER TO A THREE WAY,OR MAYBE I AM JUST TOO GREEDY!!!!!!!!

    Posted by: RICHARD | May 4, 2005 8:40:03 PM


  22. Jake strikes me as a pitcher, Jesse probably a catcher. Play ball.

    Posted by: Bob | May 14, 2005 9:33:08 PM


  23. what a fucking wet dream: Metcalfe really working a dick (or three)

    Posted by: deconstruction | May 15, 2005 5:58:43 AM


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