10/05/2005
A Miracle Birth for Tom and Katie?
I know I'm mixing Christianity and Scientology here, but since Katie Holmes said she was going to remain a virgin until marriage, what gives? And surely that's not the only miracle at work in this equation.
Posted 5:37 PM EST by Andy Towle in Film & TV | Permalink
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The baby is probably adopted but I'm not trying to hint at anything. :)
Posted by: Damon | Oct 5, 2005 5:45:41 PM
It's turkey baster time in Casa Cruise. I wonder if this was part of the original contract or is she now worth more than $5 mil. You know they announced this to knock Nick and Jessica off the covers this weekend.
Posted by: Donald | Oct 5, 2005 5:53:52 PM
Oh yeah and wait to see how long it takes for someone to comment about how mean many of us our.
Posted by: Donald | Oct 5, 2005 5:54:56 PM
See, I knew they were for real! ;)
Posted by: Doug | Oct 5, 2005 6:06:39 PM
Yes I know I spelled are wrong
Posted by: Donald | Oct 5, 2005 6:07:11 PM
The more I see pictures of Tom Cruise grinning, the more I am convinced he is a lunatic.
Posted by: anon | Oct 5, 2005 6:10:48 PM
nice fake work with the TomKat pic, and such short notice too...
Posted by: IAN | Oct 5, 2005 6:18:15 PM
'The rep did say that Holmes, 26, "has never felt better."'
Makes my skin crawl.
Tomkat should star in a remake of Rosmary's Baby and cash in on this little enterprise...*
*more than they already have
Posted by: Damien | Oct 5, 2005 6:22:05 PM
This is hard to swallow. He must have something HUGE to hide to take the step of having a biologically related child with her. There must be video or something somewhere. Yuck!
Posted by: hoyaboy | Oct 5, 2005 6:25:18 PM
She can't be having a baby they have nothing to promote right now....oh I forgot MI3 comes out in eight months.
Posted by: matt-chicago | Oct 5, 2005 7:04:06 PM
I knew she's a great hag; no wonder her contract with Tom got extended.
Posted by: Kiss My Mike | Oct 5, 2005 7:11:52 PM
So, who's the father?
Posted by: RattyLotus | Oct 5, 2005 9:47:35 PM
Yeah, I believe it's Tom's kid, just like I believe Whacko Jacko is the father of those little white kids he's always dangling over balconies.
You show me positive DNA match, and I'll show you a bill for the artificial insemination.
Either way, these kids have some screwed up daddies.
Posted by: Jay Croce | Oct 5, 2005 10:12:39 PM
Hmmm, can we say million dollar baby! That baby just made Ms. Holmes very very rich!
Posted by: nycspinguy | Oct 6, 2005 12:39:35 AM
this is just all so creepy!
Posted by: cafegogo | Oct 6, 2005 1:33:38 AM
never has a baby been more destined to be gay. actually, i bet they have gay triplets, which in 18 years will be featured in this blog doing nude double dutch.
Posted by: avi | Oct 6, 2005 4:30:23 AM
First, Katy is NOT a virgin...I saw her get hosed by a guy named Pacey several years ago. It was on television, I'm surprised more of you didn't see it too ;)
Posted by: Wayne | Oct 6, 2005 8:58:22 AM
I can only imagine what Nicole Kidman is thinking right now
"wow I really dodged a bullet there"
Posted by: Mac Adkins | Oct 6, 2005 9:29:33 AM
Nicole is thinking "thank God I'm barren!"
Posted by: Wayne | Oct 6, 2005 9:58:22 AM
I wonder how much money is involved in the baby's contract. If I were the newborn, I'd have my lawyer get me at least $10M.
Posted by: Senhor Made In Brazil | Oct 6, 2005 10:23:18 AM
I bet Tom planted L Ron Hubbard's frozen (or perhaps fresh) semen into Katie to create perhaps what they think is the Scientological One!
Posted by: The Libra Ox | Oct 7, 2005 3:12:42 AM
Uhmmm....Katie Holmes had been living with the hot actor Chris Klein for years and we are suppose to believe she is a virgin? Ohhhhhh K.
Posted by: Patrick | Oct 7, 2005 4:54:52 PM