02/14/2006
The heart of a lonely hunter: Cheney victim suffers setback.
VP standing by, "ready to assist." White House delays news, again...
Salon on Tom Ford's Vanity Fair: "self-love, misogyny and outright idiocy."
Brandon Routh's package still the most talked about element of the new Superman. Routh: "I guess you could file it under 'Good News.'"
Will Tom Cruise sue Life & Style for printing breakup news at the same time he's suing Andrew Morton for digging up info on his alleged Brokeback sex life? Oh, let's just sue everyone.
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The latest rumors about the TOMKAT breakup are running wild here in the City of Angels. Is this news true? We will try to get confirmation. It is a sad VD for both of them and the bastard child.
Posted by: Matthew Schooler | Feb 14, 2006 4:29:40 PM
Matthew: I think the best confirmation you could get would be a photo with the man, himself, just waking up from a wild night of man sex! Let me know when you set up your night with him and I'll come to LA and take the pics!!!
Posted by: JT | Feb 14, 2006 4:49:11 PM
Happy Valentine's Day Andy!
Posted by: gabe | Feb 14, 2006 4:52:15 PM
Tom Cruise is so pathetic, I'm surprised that anybody, male or female, would want to have sex with him.
Posted by: Mike in the Tundra | Feb 14, 2006 5:18:44 PM
Tom Cruise is so pathetic, I'm surprised that anybody, male or female, would want to have sex with him.
Posted by: Mike in the Tundra | Feb 14, 2006 5:18:44 PM
...and this from someone in the tundray in january!!! i tooooootally agree.
Posted by: hehehe | Feb 14, 2006 5:26:58 PM
Point taken. Matthew, it was rude to even suggest bedding the beast. Please accept my heartfelt apologies. Mike in the tundra and hehehe are right.
Posted by: JT | Feb 14, 2006 5:49:56 PM
They just need a little F.A.G!
www.fabulousandgay.com
Posted by: David Christian Hamblin | Feb 14, 2006 7:44:54 PM
Cheney should ask Ted Kennedy to go quail hunting. Teddy could drive.
Posted by: Richard | Feb 14, 2006 9:41:50 PM
Glad salon.com acknowledged what we all were thinking re airy Tom Ford et al.
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Tom Cruise is attractive when I don't focus on his nose.
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If Dick Cheney's friend dies, shouldn't Cheney be charged?
Posted by: Gilli | Feb 14, 2006 10:30:23 PM
>>I'm surprised that anybody, male or female, would want to have sex with him.
LOL, I wouldn't kick him out of bed, but I might gag him if he tried to talk.
Sure, I'd sleep with him, but then, I'm a slut.
Posted by: Jay Croce | Feb 14, 2006 11:30:00 PM
Tom gagged.....you would still get the herp and whatever else he has....(rumors are just under or equal to Collin Farells 3 stds)
You would need to gag him and wear a full on hazmat suit
poor katty didn't realize that until the herp started popping up on her lip now and again (there are pics)
On Chenny.........YES, he should be charged if the man dies .....charged for invluntary manslaughter.....but since he is rich, famous, and powerful...most likely not.
Jon Bonet's daddy was never charged and we all know he did it.......
Posted by: Jimmyboyo | Feb 15, 2006 12:09:19 AM
>>Will Tom Cruise sue Life & Style
I hear he's legally changing his name to: A Boy Named Sue
Sort of a "Man in Black" tribute.
Posted by: Jay Croce | Feb 15, 2006 3:17:48 AM
BoingBoing and Fark.com are pretty sure Tommy was crusing (pardon the pun) Fark's forums and posted a nasty (and badly spelled) missive against people joking about the breakup.
Trouble was, all he did was accuse them of having small dicks. And, of course, the IP address of the machine used traces back to Paramount Studios.
Dumbass.
Posted by: Jim (The Canuck One) | Feb 15, 2006 5:10:28 AM
I keep waiting for Nicole Kidman to finally crack. You know, like Ava Gardner's classic remark upon learning that her ex, Sinatra, married Mia Farrow: "I always knew Frank would end up in bed with a boy."
Posted by: Jacko | Feb 15, 2006 5:39:19 AM