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Brad Pitt's Blue Wet Dream


Vanity Fair is publishing its first-ever "art issue" in December and offers a tease in the form of a Robert Wilson video portrait of Brad Pitt. The portrait, wherever it exists, is life-size and high-definition and features Pitt standing next to a blue brick wall in boxers getting rained on. When the rain stops, Pitt lifes a squirt gun and fires it.

Yep, it definitely falls into the category of avant-garde.

Personally, I think it'd be more interesting to see Pitt perform his trademark deep-impact wedgie and duck waddle.

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  1. That was... uhm... interesting?

    Posted by: Ben | Oct 31, 2006 9:29:45 AM

  2. 1. I would have expected his boxers to be a bit more "clingy"
    2. Robert Wilson's voice is creepy as shit.
    3. The implicit violence to a former lover is creepier than shit.
    4. Mr. Pitt pisses me off. He's only five years younger than I. Life's not fair!

    Posted by: JT | Oct 31, 2006 9:47:48 AM

  3. Okay, imagine the same thing with Brad wearing tighty-whiteys...

    Posted by: Michael W. | Oct 31, 2006 10:36:19 AM

  4. Brad + undies + wet + squirt gun = swoon.

    God, I (heart) art.

    Posted by: Marco | Oct 31, 2006 11:08:02 AM

  5. That's just the 'name' of art....nothing.
    What a waste, to use Brad Pitt for that.

    Posted by: Hunter | Oct 31, 2006 11:51:43 AM

  6. The text was actually written and narrated by the poet Christopher Knowles:

    Posted by: peaches | Oct 31, 2006 12:15:45 PM

  7. What the fuck?

    Posted by: Je | Oct 31, 2006 12:47:00 PM

  8. Found this on the same VF site:

    It's Jake's video of a photo shoot!!!
    Is he not the most delectable, boy-next-door, natural, unassuming slice of hotness, or what?!

    Now I understand what all the fuss is about.

    Posted by: Even i (HEART) JG Now. | Oct 31, 2006 1:04:18 PM

  9. If that was John Goodman instead of Brad Pitt, would anybody even give rat's behind? What art?

    Posted by: soulbrotha | Oct 31, 2006 10:19:55 PM

  10. I would think that Robert Wilson was taking the money and laughing very very very hard somewhere at having pulled the wool over everybody's eyes, but I doubt he has that much of a sense of humor.

    Poor Brad. I wonder if his personal trainer gets a percentage of his earnings?

    Posted by: Roscoe | Nov 1, 2006 7:31:45 AM

  11. He is HOT. I mean REALLY SMOLING! Tom Cruise can just eat his heart out. He will never be able to catch up with Brad.

    Posted by: Taraneh | Nov 1, 2006 1:10:05 PM

  12. i wonder what Pitt's waist size is?

    Posted by: ted | Jan 29, 2007 9:40:48 PM

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