Brad Pitt’s Blue Wet Dream


Vanity Fair is publishing its first-ever “art issue” in December and offers a tease in the form of a Robert Wilson video portrait of Brad Pitt. The portrait, wherever it exists, is life-size and high-definition and features Pitt standing next to a blue brick wall in boxers getting rained on. When the rain stops, Pitt lifes a squirt gun and fires it.

Yep, it definitely falls into the category of avant-garde.

Personally, I think it’d be more interesting to see Pitt perform his trademark deep-impact wedgie and duck waddle.

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