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11/17/2006
Beckhams Arrive in Rome for Tom Cruise Wedding

But leave their fashion sense at home...
This thing is turning into a circus. It's being treated like a royal wedding.
More shots of the cardigan stallion and fembot after the jump...



Posted 10:09 AM EST by Andy in David Beckham, News, Tom Cruise | Permalink
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Really, really bad.
Posted by: jmg | Nov 17, 2006 10:24:38 AM
I think he looks fine. She, however, looks like a psycho nanny. Maybe she's going to go to work for Tommy as the little brat's au pair.
Posted by: JT | Nov 17, 2006 10:36:42 AM
Come on, it's his THIRD wedding, who really gives a shit? I guess there is a certain freak show atmosphere to this whole thing. But for Tommy-boy to be walking his third bride down the aisle, I hardly think it warrants this much attention. It'll certainly sell tabloids, though.
Maybe some day after their inevitable divorce, we'll find out what really happened.
It's amazing, gays are being demonized in the fight for marriage rights, and this couch-jumping bozo is showing us just how sacred marriage is.
Posted by: jake | Nov 17, 2006 10:44:10 AM
She looks like Mary Poppins in Stepford!
Posted by: Wayne | Nov 17, 2006 10:44:16 AM
Wedding? I think the whole thing is clearly a a pod people convention -- they're all being beamed back home to Xenu.
Posted by: Buster | Nov 17, 2006 10:47:19 AM
this is toms attempt to save his image to get his female fans back to consider him dreamy,, sorrry tom it does not work you are still creepy belonging to that scientology weirdos. tom is another jacko wacko anyways going there, and not invite oprah cause even oprah said his relationship sounded fishy tom is indeed a power botttom queen in secret, tom its ok to be bi
Posted by: biatchh | Nov 17, 2006 11:00:22 AM
No matter how is he dressed (or undressed for that matter) he is a handsome man!
I heard on the news this morning, that this will not be recognized by the Catholic Church (shocker!) but strangely the local magistrate in the italian village where the ceremony is to take place says that none of the required paperwork has been filed by Cruise/Holmes necessary to have the state recognize the marriage. In other words, this may just be for show! SHOCKER!
Posted by: hoya86 | Nov 17, 2006 11:03:45 AM
yeow....someone please burn all clothing in that picture..
Posted by: Greg | Nov 17, 2006 11:30:46 AM
Is it me, or is this more of a freak show than a wedding?
Posted by: Steven. | Nov 17, 2006 11:32:31 AM
Freaky. I think we're all in agreement here.
Posted by: Anon | Nov 17, 2006 11:58:17 AM
I used to think David Beckham was the hottest thing going, but everytime I see her I lose a little more respect for him. Any man who can fuck that skeleton has something *seriously* wrong with him.
Posted by: peterparker | Nov 17, 2006 11:58:53 AM
You mean to tell me that there are some queens out there that would kick David Beck 2 da Ham out of bed? Girl, please.
Posted by: Blair | Nov 17, 2006 12:01:04 PM
Ok, I never normally complain but I am so sick of the media frenzy over Posh and David. What have they done for society besides burn fossil fuels flying last minute to England for $3,000 hair extensions when they saw a bad press photo or request ridiculous amounts of money for social appearances??? It is a sick society when we pay people like these two loads of money and attention yet neglect the health care system and civil servants that teach our young and protect the innocent (maybe if we paid our police force enough we wouldn't have situations like what recently occurred on the UCLA campus)...
Posted by: Cory | Nov 17, 2006 1:09:46 PM
...and personally, for the record, I believe David is a big MO and Posh eats carpet, but that's my personal opinion...
Posted by: Cory | Nov 17, 2006 1:10:37 PM
I can't get past these pics ..fuck the weeding I could care less.....these clothes are hideous & Beckham, most of the time, looks great..he's a hot man....I hate when fashion goes backwards & it's hip AGAIN for lack of creativity....his sweater was done in the 60's-70's(?)...I know I had a couple.
Posted by: TC | Nov 17, 2006 1:29:56 PM
Other sites have Morning Hotties. Is Towleroad starting a Morning Horror feature? Yesterday it was aMANda LeWhore who made me too sick to finish my breakfast. This morning it's the repulsive, anorexic Slosh Spice and yet another picture of her fashion victim physically hot but mentally challenged mate with the speaking voice of an illiterate cockney school girl. What next, snaps of Boy George's latest proctology exam?
Posted by: Ben | Nov 17, 2006 1:38:03 PM
I love you Ben, thanks for the laughs!
Posted by: gay is the new straight | Nov 17, 2006 1:45:49 PM
Does Starsky know Becks lifted his sweater?
Posted by: kenneth | Nov 17, 2006 1:54:40 PM
Gosh, I'm glad it's acceptable to wear a bathrobe to a wedding now.
Makes life a whole lot easier.
Posted by: nuflux | Nov 17, 2006 3:12:35 PM
Whatever... He's so freakin' hot.
Posted by: Todd M. | Nov 17, 2006 4:32:21 PM
All David Beckham needs to complete the ensemble is an ascot (sic). As far as her outfit goes, YIKES! What were what were either of them thinking?
Posted by: Robert In WeHo | Nov 17, 2006 9:12:00 PM
hmmmmmmmmmmm...................
Beckham is a hottest man,but when i see his wife i lost that feel.now maybe he is 31year old,but he still a handsome man.
Posted by: nicky | Nov 17, 2006 10:59:10 PM
Now that David's soccer career is winding down and Posh can't sell records anymore, they'll have to find some way to stay in the limelight. As it is, they're mostly famous for being famous. (And exercising extreme bad taste). But why were they invited to the freak show? They're not Scientologists, are they?
Posted by: Ron | Nov 17, 2006 11:37:07 PM
can anybody tell me if you know the brand of David's cardigan? I kinda like it ... sorry!
Posted by: anahi | Nov 20, 2006 4:48:58 AM
I've met darling David (well, at a book signing) and he is Christ times 50 for all he does, whether it's naff or not. However, the less said about his missus the better.
Posted by: david | Nov 20, 2006 10:53:04 AM